so, welcome! i got this idea of a fic in the harry potter thread, and produced this. i will probably update daily, and if you have any ideas, don't hesitate to tell me.
Dear Cat
I'm saying this as a friend.
You really need to shut up sometimes.
And stop whacking your hair into people's faces all the time. You nearly blinded me.
I would go on, but I can't be bothered.
Sincerely, Jade