Kaori: Hiya, people. This is Kaori telling you that Kaleigh does not own FMA. Though she wishes she does.

Kaleigh: TT. Kaori, you're so blunt. That hurt.

Kaori: Sorry. Just telling it like it is.

Kaleigh: Anyway, he's right. I don't own FMA. That still belongs to Arakawa-sensei.


Ed squeezed the thick tube and licked the sticky substance off the tip, smirking when Roy moaned. Taking as much of the package in his mouth as possible, Ed sucked, gradually getting faster and harder.

"Ed…please," Roy moaned. Ed's smirk grew as he continued sucking as hard as he could until…

"Damn. It's empty." He got up to throw his go-gurt package away. When he looked at Roy, the man's face was beet red.

"What's wrong, Roy," he asked, playing innocent.

"Nothing, Ed. Nothing," the man mumbled, not looking at Ed. The boy laughed.

"Note to self: Never watch Ed drink a go-gurt again," Roy thought to himself.


A/N: Okay, so it's a short story. Never claimed otherwise. I must say I feel sorry for Roy in this story. Ed can be so cruel can't he? Anywhos, please read and review. You might get a cookie if ya do.