What is this? I'm actually writing a fanfiction? So I was too lazy (writer's block (plus school)) to work on Raising Kids or Ouran Encounter, and I've had this idea in my head for a while. For some reason I just had to write a fem!RussiaxCanada, or else my brain would explode. Okay so…let's see…gender bent Russia, and gender bent Belarus so far…there might be a gender bent Lithuania…but I think that's it. Here is something I want to point out. Russia's last name would be Braginskaya not Braginski because in Russia there are feminine and masculine last names. Oh, and this story actually has a PLOT which is something that is rare for my fan fictions…
Chapter One
The sun was shining brightly on the fine spring day. The snow had melted away, wishing everyone a joyful spring. Spring, was beautiful…just like her loved one's heart. The tall woman smiled and looked at the glimmering band on her left hand. The ring sparkled and twinkled in the sunshine.
Just like his smile, she thought. Her husband was an angel sent to her, to break her from her mind, and the madness called life. He was here to break her from the madness. Okay, so maybe she was a little crazy for calling him an angel, but he is sweet and charming.
She grabbed the watering can and gently poured water into the pot that held the sunflowers. Anya Braginskaya smiled, because she knew she was a lucky woman.
Unfortunate luck. That was all Anya ever had. Bad luck. Today was no exception. Her stupid Korean neighbor and that stupid French guy she was supposed to call 'friend' always ruin something. Yong Soo, she believed, had destroyed her car and he was now sporting a black eye. Anya felt bad for her older sister who had to drive her to work. Her friend, Francis, had annoyed her periodically at work, the two both working at the same junior high school.
It all started with him coming into the middle of her classroom, full of students, and as he walked by to grab something miscellaneous, like a stapler, he slapped her ass. Anya's face was priceless. Had the students been good children, there would be no rumor of the seventh grade science teacher, Mr. Bonnefoy, and the eighth grade history teacher, Ms. Braginskaya. With the more students hearing the rumor, the more Francis wanted to play along. Francis even stayed during his lunch break just to tease and do "naughty" things to Anya in front of her students!
Now these things, they made Anya filled with rage. If Francis was like her Korean neighbor, someone who she barely knew and didn't care about, he'd be sporting two black eyes. Unfortunately, they were good friends, but Anya would get him some other way…eventually.
Anya was woken up from her thoughts when her large Caucasian ovcharka puppy, Maxim, jumped onto her lap. She gently pushed him off of her and to the side and he laid his head on her lap instead. She was happy to have an apartment on one of the lower floors, or else it would be hard to walk Maxim, since he hates long elevator rides. Tonight would be relaxing, watch Давай поженимся(1) on the Russian channel, cuddle with the dog, and eat a Prince Polo(2) or two that she picked up from the store a few days ago. If only the next night could be just as relaxing.
Short chapter is short. I don't like short chapters. :(
But I have no time, and at least I wrote something. Next chapter should be long. I hope...
(1) Давай поженимся/Davaj Pozhenimsja is a Russian television show that can be funny at times. It's a talk show that transfers into "Let's Get Married".
For more information about it here is the link to the website (English version): http:/translate .google .com/translate?hl=en&sl=ru&u=http:/ www. davaj-pozhen imsja. ru /&ei=XJUuT5yhI4b30gHr1tz0Cg&sa=X&oi= translate&ct=result &resnum=1&sqi=2&ved=0CCcQ7gEwAA&prev =/search%3Fq%3Ddavaj %2Bp ozheni msja%26h l%3Den%26gb v%3D2% 26biw%3D1 366%26bih %3D562% 26prmd%3D imvns (Remove the spaces)
For more information about it here is the link to the website (Russian Version): http: /www. davaj-pozhenimsja .ru/ (Remove the spaces)
(2) Prince Polo is a Russian (it might be Polish or Israeli…) chocolate wafer bar that is really yummy. Sold in Russian grocery stores, in Brooklyn, along with other Prince and Princessa chocolate wafer bars.