Varia Vacation.
"Hey Xanxu, don't you think you work us a bit too hard?" Inquired Lussuria.
"Oh leave me alone, you creep." Xanxus huffed.
"Yes you do, Xanxu, admit it. Now I believe that we deserve a little vacation as a job well done and for working our butts off 24/7. Please Xanxu?! Xanxu you know you want to. Xanxuuuu!"
"Okay, okay! I heard you the first time. We can go, but, on two conditions."
"Oh really? Name them Xanxu!"
"If you stop calling me that, and if you plan everything. Tickets, hotels, everything, you hear?"
"Oh Xanxu! I mean Xanxus, thank you, thank you so much!" Lussuria squealed.
Lussuria started singing and left for his room.
"Dammit, maybe I shouldn't have left that gay creep, plan our vacation, what if he makes us go to gay island or something? Chht."
"Oh where, oh where should we go? Hmmm, Florida looks too hot and sweaty, and that is never good for the skin. And Japan? Of course not! Too much stress from the Vongola, and stress causes wrinkles. Oh, ho, ho, HO? What's THIS? Holy, holy! This is absolutely perfect! I know Xanxu and the rest will love this!" exclaimed a very hyper Lussuria, as he booked a 5 star hotel online.
Ding, Ding, Ding!
Lussuria rang his miniature novelty bell.
"Family meeting everybody!"
It took around 5 minutes to get everyone in the kitchen.
"Okay everybody, I know Xanxu has been working us like crazy, so? SO I BOOKED US ROOMS TO VEGAS! Aren't you guys excited?!"
"What is Vegas?" Fran piped.
"Oh? Oh Fran-chan! Vegas, is full of pretty lights, and very, very, sexy men," said Lussuria, as he licked his lips.
"Umm, sexy men?"
"Yes, why?"
"Err, don't you think that's weird?"
"WHAT?! Of course not. Anyways, family, let's get packing!" Shouted Lussuria.
With that said, the Varia left without a word, into their rooms.
The plane lands in Vegas, Nevada.
"Shishishi that was a long plane ride." Said Bel as he walked out of the plane, and stretched his legs.
Fran stared at the pretty lights with not comment.
"Uhh, boss? You sure we're in the right place?" Asked Levi.
"Yes, now shut up."
"VOIIII! What's up with all the damn lights?" yelled Squalo.
"Oh squ, don't be like this, we're on vacation, live a little!" persuaded Lussuria.
"Chht," grunted Squalo as he squinted against the bright lights.
"Okay, family! Follow me to the hotel!" yelled Lussuria enthusiastically.
The rest of the varia, grumbled, as they followed Lussuria's lead.
After 10 minutes of walking.
"VOIII!!! More damned lights!" Complained squalo.
"Oh Squ, bear with it were almost there." Replied Lussuria
"Hey, what's this?" Bel whispered, as he spotted a rather revealing picture of a woman on a card. Bel picked it up and examined it. "Shishishi, how interesting." On the card, a very busty woman in a bikini, sprawled on a bed. On the back it said call me, with the numbers 555-7396. Bel looked around to see if anyone was watching him, as he stuffed the card into his pocket, laughed as though nothing happened and continued walking. Only, he did not notice Fran watching him intensely. Note to self, sempai is a pervert. As the Varia approached the hotel, an attractive hooker approached Xanxus.
"Hey sugar. You want some fun? 50 dollars a pop. How about it babe?" She said with a wink.
"What?! What the hell is a pop?! Do I look like a fucking kid to you?!"
"Wel-" the prostitute was cut off by Squalo with a growl.
"He's mine, back off, or I'll kill you."
The prostitute was left speechless and left as quickly as she could. "Damned freaks," she whispered under her breath.
"What the hell was all that about?" Asked Xanxus.
"It... Was nothing." Stuttered Squalo
"Wha-" Xanxus was cut off by Lussuria exclaiming, "WERE HERE!!!" As he opened the hotel door. The varia all entered and were left speechless at the elegance and presence it had.
"Everything is all so... Shiny, and, and squee!!!" Yelled Lussuria.
"Shishishi, this is my place."
The rest said nothing and held their tongue. Lussuria did not waste a second; he darted towards the check in line. He handed the employee his credentials and details. Xanxus overheard Lussuria explaining their room requirements.
"Wait a minute Lussuria. What do you mean by 3 rooms?!"
"Oh I didn't tell you Xanxu?! We're going to have vacation buddies!!! So we don't get lost or in trouble or anything. Speaking of which," Lussuria turned around towards the rest of the varia, "EVERYONE CHOOSE YOUR VACATION BUDDIES," yelled Lussuria.
"What are vacation buddies?" Asked fran.
"They are the people you're going to share your room with." nodded Lussuria.
"VOIII!!! What do you mean sharing rooms?!"
"Squ you heard me," Lussuria replied with a giggle.
"I CHOOSE BOSS!!!" Yelled Levi excitedly at the fact that he can sleep with boss.
"The fuck?! I'm not going to sleep with a creep like you." Yelled Xanxus. "I'll take Squalo."
" VOIII!!! Why you?!"
"Then take Levi," said Xanxus.
With that, Squalo shut up.
"Shishishi, Fran chan is mine."
"Then I guess I'm with Levi," said Lussuria with a sigh. "Why are there no sexy men in the varia? Anyways, Family! Let's all drop off our luggage into our rooms and change into something more formal! We'll meet back here in 20 minutes!" With that, the varia left the lobby, took the elevators to their destination, and went inside their rooms.
A/N;; I hoped you enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed writing it.
This is one of several chapters to come so, please look forward to them!
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