An Apple pie
A/N: Warning, before you read: 1st strong language and 2nd maybe, just maybe sexual themes. As the title says, if you don't get it – yuri aka girl/girl. And the particular pairing will be Apple Jack and Pinkie Pie. Doesn't it sound sweet? I love apple pies xD. As I said maybe mature stuff later, for now rated m only because of the strong tongue Apple jack has.
Please enjoy r&r!
PS. They're anthro, human, call it whatever you want ~
One day at the farm
"HEY, APPLE JACKY ~! "
"Oh, god not again." The blond girl turned around. Her pink haired friend was coming to "cheer her up" ever since the loser story. The first couple of days, it was kinda fun. But after a week or two, she couldn't properly remember now and then, Pinkie pie started acting all weird around the farmer. All these talk about finding a mate in life were getting on AJ's nerves. She wasn't planning on having a partner for now. All she needed was to work and collect as much blob apples as possible. They would get bad if not collected fast.
But there she was. Yet again. Dressed as childish as a girl her age could get. With that stupid alligator next to her. Pinkie couldn't get enough attention, could she? It's best to get prepared for another
"PINKIE PARTY INVATATION! " She blows the whistle. That damned whistle. Is it was another of those
" GUMI HAS A BIRTHDAY AJ!" It was, how many birthdays does that reptile have. No, she couldn't leave now. Better think something up fast.
"Ugh, sorry, Pinkie…I can't, been very busy collecting the blob apples for the apple pies this year..."
"APPLE PIES, can I help? We can make some for Gumi's birthday! Wouldn't that be GREAT? Can I help? I would SO love to help. Well can I? Can I? CAAN I?"
Pinkie looked so innocent with her big, blue eyes. But she had to try getting the girl off her back. This time, she would finish all work and get proper sleep. "Look, sugar cubes. I have a lot of work around the farm, cant we get the party arranged for next week? "AJ tried to pull a smile. Dam it, last night she, her big brother had to went over at Berry punch's to deliver a special order of blob apples for the punch. She still had a hangover from back then. Her head couldn't think straight.
"N-next week….b-but gumi doesn't have a birthday then. HE HAAS TODAYY!" Pinkie began whining. Her eyes as if got bigger and were tearing up. NO! Apple jack wouldn't lose this round.
"Look Pinkie, c'mon im sure the damned lizard would have a birthday next week to. I mean he does have every single day? "oops, that slipped out of her mouth.
" W-what do you mean, Gumi is a gator, and a alli, h-he would be really sad, and you called hi-"
" PINKIE" AJ cut her off "I DON'T WANT TO GO, DON'T YOU GET IT , NOW GET HIM OUT OF MY FUCKING FARM, BEFORE I KICK HIM MYSELF!"
She had a reason to hate the lizard being in her farm. He nomed on trees, peed on buckets full of apples, scared the animals, and tried to mate with her dog. She couldn't allow him to continue this terror. He had to leave now.
"B-but…AJ-" Pinkie was trying to defend him, yet again!
That was the last straw. AJ kicked the lizard, who was trying to hump a tree, out of the farm. Then there was a weird scream, and a crash sound.
Both girls ran out to see what happened. Gumi landed in front of the apple delivery truck. The man tried to evade Gumi, but ended up turning the truck upside down on the poor animal. It all happened too fast. And Pinkie witnessed it all. For a few moments she was standing, like a statue, then she rand to look for her pet.
" P-pinkie~ I'm so sor-" AJ swallowed. What did she do. Gumi was a victim of some weird hangover. : IM SORRY!"
Pinkie pie got up holding her little, bleeding alligator. She was crying out loud. Her tears were falling down her face *as she hugged her little baby and looked with eyes, filled with anger at AJ.
"PINKIE! I'm real-"She tried to repeat. But her words got tangled up. Nothing else escaped her mouth, but in Apple Jack's head there were so much words and sentences.
Pinkie continued glaring at her, and just ran off towards flutter shy's house.
AJ just stood there. She heard Granny Smith yelling something, Apple bloom running around, and a ambulance came, to see if the driver was okay. Big Mac tried to make AJ talk about what happened, but she was just staring at the direction where Pinkie ran off to.
The blond farmer was standing for a couple of seconds, listening to the worried voices, then she just began crying and ran to the staple. She curled up between two hay bales and cried, and crie.
'What did I do? I wanted to lose the party, not the friend!'
A/N: Hi again, sorry for the small chapter, I promise, if I get reviews I will update, and yes this will be a love story, I'm against the whole cupcake idea, I like the details, but people are ruining a kids show. ( I guess it better to write love, than writing hate xDD )