Right, I'm starting again :P

As you may or may not have noticed, depending on how observant you are, I have gone through and deleted all my stories (I'm sorry to anyone that wanted to read them or anything, but they now don't exist… unless I can find them saved if you really want them…)

Anyway, on with the show, I suppose!

Valkyrie is 19 in this, and God knows how old Tanith is :L. Oh, and Valkyrie has a dog because I felt like it. This dog is not a Mary-Sue with special powers. It's a dog.

Enjoy ;)

'Right, flying saucers or strawberry laces?!' Valkyrie Cain yelled from the kitchen of Edgley Manor. Tanith Low, swordswoman and Queen of kick-ass, was staying over at her house, and was currently in the living room waiting for Valkyrie to turn up with the sweets.

'Go nuts, we'll have both!' Tanith shouted back, followed by a string of profanities as she tripped over Valkyrie's dog, a husky puppy by the name of Oscar. Valkyrie laughed at the responding bark and made her way into the living room with the sweet packets clasped in both hands.

Tanith was sprawled on the floor in a massive Arsenal (*) football shirt, having her face thoroughly washed by Oscar. Valkyrie sat down on the sofa, ripping open the packet of flying saucers and popping one in her mouth.

'Oscar, down boy!' she warned when she decided to free Tanith's face from Oscar's tongue. Oscar obediently sat up, giving Tanith the chance grab him in a bear hug and kiss the end of his nose.

'You two were totally made for each other.' Valkyrie laughed.

'Well, he's an improvement from a lot of the men in my life, put it that way,' Tanith replied, smirking. 'Smells better than some of them too'.

Valkyrie snorted. 'Truth or dare?'

'Blimey, that was spontaneous! Erm…truth.'

'Is sex all it's cracked up to be?' Valkyrie raised an eyebrow.

Tanith laughed. 'Well well well, my little Vally's still one of the nuns, eh? Haven't done it with Fletcher yet?'

Valkyrie blushed. 'Not yet…'

'Yes, Val, it is all it's cracked up to be.'

They looked at each other for a moment, then burst out into hysterical giggles.

'Truth or dare?' Tanith said, once the laughing had ceased.

'Dare.'

'I dare you, next time you see Fletcher, to ask him how far he's gone with a girl before.'

Valkyrie laughed. 'I will do that.'

'You'd better, because I'm telling you to do it.'

'That's what she said.'

'Shush.'

Valkyrie stuck her tongue out at her best friend, and Tanith returned the gesture with a snort.

'We are so immature,' Tanith laughed.

'And proud of it,' Valkyrie replied, shoving another flying saucer into her mouth. Tanith reached over and took one out of the packet.

'Anyway, you must have got up to something with Fletcher!' Tanith pressed.

'Hmm…no.'

'Has he seen you naked?'

'No.'

'Seen him naked?'

'Ew! No!'

'…you 'ew' at the prospect of seeing your boyfriend naked?'

'...no?'

'You just did.'

'So how far have you gone with Ghastly?'

'Don't think I didn't notice your change of subject.'

'Don't think I didn't notice your evasion of my question.'

'Further than you've gone with Fletcher.'

Valkyrie smirked. 'Oh really.'

'It's a grown-up thing.'

'I'll bet it is.'

Tanith mock-punched Valkyrie. 'Shush you.'

Valkyrie laughed and took another flying saucer out of the packet. She peered at it.

'Blimey, that's a big one.'

'That's what she said.'

Mua ha ha, I rather enjoyed writing this :P

As you may have gathered, I like 'that's what she said' jokes :L

REVIEW NOW KTHNXBYE!

(*) Well, it's either Chelsea or Arsenal in the way of London football teams. I chose Arsenal, so there :L