AU WHERE DEIDARA DIDN't DIE AND LEFT AKATATSUKI AFTER BATTLING SASUKE TO BECOME A CAR SALES MAN.
THe battle earlier
FUCK U SASUKE THIS ISN"T WORTH IT I QUIT
you cant quit now we need you screamed tobi
fuck off my man i don't need to take ur shit anymore.
And so he left. For an exiciting new life in care sales.
One day he was working and was like
man i should be making art right now
and the sasori walked up to him and said
i need a new car
what happened to your honda civic asked deidara
it got exploded when we tried to get the nine tails jinchuriki
wow that sucks my man said deidara
yeah it sure does anyways i n eed a new car
lets go and take a look at the cars
they walk outside and look at the cars
this one has enough room for me to sit in but it looks lame
yeah
the look at more cars
this one looks nice
its 32,000 dollars
well i gave pain some loans and he still didnt pay me back so
they look at more cars
this car looks nice and i can fit in it
yeah it also is a really great car
ill take it said sasori
he bought the car and drove off to the akatsuki
deidara said bye my man enjoy ur new car
he wondered how impressed the people at the akatsuki would be when ssasori drove up in an el camino even though he only talked with sasori and sometimes kisame after leaving
deidara went back to work after a succesful sale
he aold many more cars that day
he was like man i could retire and focus on my art at this rate
but he went home after a good of being a car salesman.