Disclaimer: I won nothing.

Jasper's POV

Since I was well, Jasper I never really let go. I was feeling unusually hyper and happy and felt like singing, so what do you know? I started singing!

*Jasper singing in a girly voice and standing on a coffee table*

Womanizer
Woman, womanizer
You're a womanizer, oh
Womanizer, oh
You're a womanizer, baby
You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Womanizer
Womanizer
Womanizer

I was shakin' my booty on Esme's coffee table and using a water bottle as a microphone and then I heard a voice say "What are you doing?" I dropped the bottle and turned around and Edward was standing in the doorway with Bella. They were both staring at me and then I jumped off the table and said "You guys have to try that it's a lot of fun!" then I picked up the water bottle and handed it to Bella. She gave me an evil smile and ran over and jumped up on the table and music started playing.

*Bella singing in a manly voice and standing on coffee table*

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was lookin' at her
She hit the flo (she hit the flo)
Next thing u kno
Shawty got low low low low low low low low
Them baggy sweat pants
Snd the reeboxs with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a slap (heeey)
She hit the flo (she hit the flo)
Next thing u kno
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Then Bella jumped off the table and handed the water bottle off to Edward "You're turn, sweetie." She said kissing his cheek then giving me a high five. Edward took the water bottle and got up on the table and music started playing.

*Edward singing in a girly voice on coffee table*

Just dance. Gonna be okay.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Gonna be okay.
Duh-duh-duh-duh
Dance. Dance. Dance. Just dance.

Then Edward got off the coffee table and handed the water bottle back to Bella and Bella powered down the water in one gulp. Then for the rest of the day we did karaoke.

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