"Hey,Is this on."

"No, the red flashing light means cookies are baking! Idiot."

"Stop being rude Shmidt, Hi my name's Soul Sythe. This would have been a crossover but, the site I'm being written onto has no 3-crossover! So instead my writer Prsiner 134(A.K.A Nick Cipher), decided I might as well tell you about about myself."

"Yeah, and about the Cardholders, Right."

"Your reading this because you like Soul Eater, right. Well, technically, I'm related to him."

"Yeah, Like how a beaver is related to a snake."

"If your going to be rude for this entire thing, you can take yourself and ."

"Fine, I guess I'll go"

"Thank god, Now that's a lot better. Now I can tell you how I'm related. You see after Soul Eater got attacked by Crona, He got black blood in his system. Well he used that in a lot of battle's, the biggest was the Kishin's. Except during that battle Soul Realized that using the Blood could indeed make himself go insane so, after the Kishin fight, He asked Stein if he could remove the Black blood. Stein could but it would require a transfusion from Soul's brother.

"Who you talking to Sythe."

"Oh, No one, Just recording a story for ."

"Cool, But Why?"

"Prsiner asked me to."

"Oh, okay. Well I gotta go, see you later."

"Bye, where was I , Oh yeah Soul Eater required a blood transfusion and his bro-bro Wes could provide. After the transfusion the Black Blood was put in a jar, while Soul walked away carefree. The Blood ,on the other hand, was as mad as blood could be. Being a semi-sentient 'thing', It found a way to break the jar by dropping itself onto the floor. Once it was free it assumed the last form it had, Soul Eater. And thus making me. I'm made purely out of Black Blood. I can make any weapon I've touched out of myself.I mean since I'm made of a special liquid I can turn myself into anything. Look now I'm a goat."

"Baaaaaaaa-aaaaaa"

"Hey Sythe, I know you don't want to be interrupted, but your almost out of time, Heeyyyyyyy, why is their a goat in my chair. "

"Sorry, I waaaaas showing off"

"Well, you have like 30 seconds left of recording time."

"Oh, Well bye I have to go, See more Fanfiction, Buy Gold, Bye"

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