Hi. I am Sasuke Uchiha and this is my diary.
Today I….What did I do???
-Stared at Naruto
-Lusted after Naruto
-Blushed slightly when he looked at me.
I know. I am meant to be an avenger, but I'm lusting after boys. And that is the purpose of this diary—to fantasise about cerulean-eyed, blonde haired Naruto Uzumaki. I haven't told anyone I'm gay—the last time I tried I got a bruise on my hip and got thrown into my garden shed for a night. Grim.
My dad (who is the total opposite of my Mom the bitch) respects me and loves me still no matter what. I wish I could tell Naruto this…and the fact that I loved him to death, but I can't. I can't because he'll shun me and I don't want that. Sometimes, in class, I take myself away to MeAndNaruto-kun land, where I love him, and he loves me and the world is full of love.
See? I'm not the emo you think I am; unlike my brother Itachi The Weasel who wears nail polish, but not ordinary nail polish, PURPLE nail polish, and as they say in nuts New Zealand, purple's the colour of gayness—but people say I have rights, and being gay is like having brown hair—normal. So…I am going to do something WILD. Something I would never do.
WEAR PURPLE.