A/N- Okay, so I got this sudden urge to write a chatroom fanfic. This was written with help from some brilliant people who joined myself, KK94 and LittleMissThaliaGrace in a chatzy room. If you're interested in joining in with this, please message me, and I'll give you the link. But for now… enjoy!
TheDarkKing is online
QueerQuirrell is online
QueerQuirrell: Oh… er… Hi. My lord.
TheDarkKing: Quirrell… hi.
QueerQuirrell: You asked me to come here?
TheDarkKing: I found a chatroom. We should use it to discuss evil plans and such.
QueerQuirrel: Yes, that is… a very good idea. Very good indeed.
Don't ask about the… you know… username. Someone hacked me.
TheDarkKing: I was wondering about that…
QueerQuirrell: Cruel joke. I'm not actually gay.
StupidDumbSister is online
StupidDumbSister: Who's not actually gay?
TheDarkKing: Apparently, Quirrel…
WAIT! Weasley? What the Dobby's sock are you doing in this chatroom?
StupidDumbSister: Um… I just came in. What are YOU doing in this chatroom?
QueerQuirrell: Who the hell is StupidDumbSister?
Wait, Weasley? Ginny Weasley?
StupidDumbSister: My brother hacked my account :(
QueerQuirrell: Before you came in, my lord, did you actually set a password?
TheDarkKing: No… You can do that?
QueerQuirrell: Wha- That is the most stupid, idiotic thing you can think of!
BlameTheNargles is online
QueerQuirrell: Oh, great. More people!
TheDarkKing: Oh my wizard god…
StupidDumbSister: Luna, is that you?
BlameTheNargles: Yes, is that Ginny? Did Ron hack your account?
StupidDumbSister: Yeah…
QueerQuirrell: My dark king, we have officially been hacked. #well done
TheDarkKing: Oh, be quiet, Quirrell. It's not so bad. Potter could be on here…
StupidDumbSister: Harry? I can get him here too…
TheDarkKing: NO!
QueerQuirrell: Oh God, do NOT say that!
StupidDumbSister: Though, since he did break up with me…
TheDarkKing: Yes! Don't let him on!
BlameTheNargles: I can't believe he did that!
QueerQuirrell: That would explain the lack of sympathy between you both recently.
StupidDumbSister: Wait, how do you know that?
TheDarkKing: The chatroom has turned into a soap opera… Quirrell, how DO you know that?
QueerQuirrell: I still watch over the school. I'm sorry, Miss Weasley. Are you okay? I know how unrequited love feels…
TheDarkKing: …What's this about unrequited love?
QueerQuirrell: That was at Miss Weasley, my Lord, not you. ARE you okay, Miss Weasley?
StupidDumbSister: I… um… I'm dating Dean now anyway…
BlameTheNargles: You deserve better than Harry, Ginny.
StupidDumbSister: Yeah! I do! And Dean is way better!
QueerQuirrell: Do tell us more!
StupidDumbSister: Ur…
TheDarkKing: How did this turn into a gossip circle?
StupidDumbSister: Hey, weren't you two talking about something when we came in?
QueerQuirrell: N-no!
TheDarkKing: Not at all!
StupidDumbSister: You were discussing evil plans! I wanna hear about evil plans!
QueerQuirrell: Evil plans… the name of Zac Efron's new muggle movie! Yes…
StupidDumbSister: ZEFRON?
TheDarkKing: Yeah…. We want to go see it…
BlameTheNargles: I must go. I think the nargles took my shoes…
BlameTheNargles is offline
HarryFreakingPotter is online
StupidDumbSister: Harry?
TheDarkKing: Oh, shit…
HarryFreakingPotter: Oh, Ginny… Awkward…
StupidDumbSister: …
QueerQuirrell: Right. I'll just be… err… going…
HarryFreakingPotter: Oh, hey Squirrel!
QueerQuirrell: I am not a Squirrel, Potter. And you are not a very nice person!
My Lord, if you need me, I'll be elsewhere….
QueerQuirrell is offline
HarryFreakingPotter: Seen Ron anywhere?
StupidDumbdSister: …No! And I wouldn't tell you if I had!
He hacked my account, and you DUMPED ME!
HarryFreakingPotter: Come on! It's been a whole…. Twelve hours, get over it!
StupidDumbSister: You know… Dean's a way better boyfriend than you were!
HarryFreakingPotter: Pfft, I'm Harry freaking Potter, how?
TheDarkKing: Nobody acknowledges me…
HarryFreakingPotter: Hey there! You're not going to try and murder me, are you?
TheDarkking: Only if you don't try to murder me.
HarryFreakingPotter: Eh. We'll see how it goes.
StupidDumbSister: I'm going to go find Dean!
StupidDumbSister is offline
HarryFreakingPotter: Oh, joy.
TheDarkKing: So… They ditched us…
HarryFreakingPotter: Yeah….
TheDarkKing: This isn't awkward at all or anything…
HarryFreakingPotter: Totally not.
Ouch! My scar's started to burn….
TheDarkKing: Muahahahahaha…
BlameTheNargles is online
HarryFreakingPotter: Luna!
TheDarkKing: Oh, Luna! Thank Wizard god!
BlameTheNargles: Harry! How could you dump Ginny?
HarryFreakingPotter: You too?
Get off my case, guys.
TheDarkKing: I was never on your case… You have a case?
BlameTheNargles: Since when was I on his case?
HarryFreakingPotter: I broke up with Ginny because I wanted to. It was our relationship and it didn't work out.
BlameTheNargles: Okay…
StupidDumbSister is online
StupidDumbSister: Oh.
He's still here.
…
HarryFreakingPotter: Oh. You.
StupidDumbSister: Yes. Me.
TheDarkKing: Well, um, this is awkward, so I'm going to go find Quirrell…
TheDarkKing is offline
HarryFreakingPotter is offline
BlameTheNargles: Gosh, Harry! Way to be mean!
BlameTheNargles is offline
StupidDumbSister: Oh.
Everyone left.
Well, I'm glad Dean still loves me…
StupidDumbSister is offline