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Dear Alice,
I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH!!! I'm like your BFFWLSASMT!!!
Could we hang out tomorrow? And would you tell me what to wear to my party tomorrow?
LOVE,
xBiggestxAlicexFanxEverx
Dear Crazy Stalker Person with WAY to Long a name,
I'm telling my Jazzy Wazzy about you. And I am DEFIANTLY NOT your Best Friend Forever Who Loves Shopping and Spending Money Together. NO, WE WILL NOT HANG OUT TOMORROW!!! And for your outfit, You should wear long, loose plaid pants and an orange happy tree friends shirt.
You Scare Me,
Alice
Dear Alice,
I would like to let you know that I am a proud stalker and I am very good at it. I've been arrested four times and have more restraining orders that you can count. Anyway, Everyone laughed at my outfit. STILL LOVE YOU!!!
Sincerely,
XBiggestxAlicexFanxEverx
Dear VERY Crazy Stalker Person With WAY to Long a Name,
YOUR WEIRD!!! And sorry about the outfit, I was looking a hobo who picked their clothing out from Wal-Mart. Wait, THAT'S YOU!!! Stop Writing Me.
Not Sincerely,
Alice
Dear Ally Wally,
I'm gonna marry you. Yes, I'ma boy, Plus I'm southern. Meet me at that club of yalls and we'll have more fun than a horse in a hay stack. I'm so much more southern' and I'll be such a dandy vampire, Yall'll love me.
From Your New Southern Man,
-Not-Emmett-
Dear -Not-Emmett-,
This is Jasper Hale. First, MY Ally Wally IS already married, To ME!!! Second, Why not use proper English? Third, We don't have a club, What part of small town do you not get? And fourth, Carlisle knows about you and he does not wish you to be a vampire. So what I want you to do now, NOT EMMETT, Is go into the bedroom next door and walk into my fist, Then let me beat you to a vampire pulp.
Insincerely,
Jasper&Alice
(P.S. Emmett, You're an Idiot)