The Itachi Crack
10 Reasons Itachi joined the Akatsuki
1.Free dounats
2.Free coffee
3.All the pretty boys
4.So he wouldn't be alone with the nail polish
5.The others need a feminine figure around
6.So Sasuke wouldn't kill him right away (so he could come back and rape him)
7.For his uncle Obito (a.k.a Tobi)(cause hes a good boy ;;)
8.He'd have his own groupie
9.So he could get away with murder (getting away with murder starts playing)
10.cause the clocks [were so fashionable
5 reasons he killed his family
1.They used the last of the dandruff free shampoo
2.They all played with his hair
3.They called him a sissy girly girl
4.Dad wouldn't let him buy any more nail polish
5.So he could have sex 72 hours straight within one second
Top 5 things he dose to pass the time
1.Paints every ones nails
2.Watchs a lot (I mean a lot) of porn
3.Writes Sasuke/Itachi incest porn
4.Tortures Zetsu with tsysukiyomi
5.Trys taking of Tobi's mask
Top 5 reasons he paints his nails
1.All the fan girls
2.To get in touch with his feminine side
3.To be "gay" so chicks will "dig" him
4.Makes him fell pretty
5.Cuase he's a frickin EMO!!!
Top 5 things you will never hear him say
1.I love my brother
2.I killed my family with love
3.I love bunnies
4.Im going to put pink frills on my outfit
5.Screw the Akatsuki Genki
Top 5 reasons he DOSNT love Sasuke
1.He stole all the attention
2.He ate all the cereal
3.He stole his girl
4.Just cause of "uke"
5.Always wanted him to play