Authors note: Okay, so basically, I don't usually write action stuff, but I really want to read a SasuNaru zombie fic that is not a cross-over. I couldn't find any so I decided to write it down myself. This is a SasuNaru (yes boyxboy if you don't like, then don't read) Also there is graphic violence, gore, foul language and lemons(sex) in later chapters. You have been warned! Now thinking about it. this just takes too long to write… This story is Un-beta'd so I apologise for any grammatical and/or spelling errors.

Disclaimer: Honestly it's too troublesome to keep writing disclaimers in ever single chapter so I'll just say this once here. Seriously, I don't own Naruto. I am not Kishimoto. What. A. Fucking. Surprise.

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Chapter 1: Run now Die Later

It wasn't everyday that you get to be chased by a hoard of blood thirsty teenagers all vying for your internal organs like this… well not if you were Sasuke Uchiha of course but hey, at least the guy had some practice in dealing with this shit. Naruto Uzumaki dashed through the hall ways with his once lazy companion Shikamaru Nara, who at the moment seemed to be the most awake he had been since the moment the doctor slapped his ass and made him cry for the very first time.

"What the fuck is happening Shika!"

"Shut up and run!"

"Zombies are fucking chasing us! where the f-" Naruto was cut of as he tripped over a decapitated arm. Horrified he yelled, crawling on his back as he was frantically trying to get up on his feet. He heard Shikamaru curse a little of in front of him. He was grappling for something to hold, anything at all to hit this damn thing off of him, luckily enough someone else did it for him. "tch, dobe." Speak of the devil.

"B-bastard" Naruto muttered as Sasuke hoisted him up from his elbows, his wooden katana in his arm, a dire look in his smooth faultless face. "Get up you idiot and run!" once again the chase was on, Naruto and Shikamaru gaining a new companion.

"We can't go on like this, we need a plan." Shikamaru yelled over the chaos around them. Students left and right were all running for their lives, some failing. The hoard of the undead following them had been steadily increasing and the sound of thumping feet in front of them didn't offer any piece of mind. In the corner of Naruto's eye he could spot from the outside window their gym teacher being torn apart-literally-by a hoard of rabid students. Blood splattered from the gash in his beer belly as one student ripped it open by her bare hands. An ear splitting scream was cut off from the teachers mouth as another student bit into his windpipe silencing said teacher forever. Blood drained from Naruto's face but he dared not look back. He didn't know what the fuck was going on, but we watched enough movies to know that stopping at this very moment would mean game over.

"Get the fuck out of here." Sasuke helpfully sufficed, Shikamaru would have rolled his eyes had it not been for Sasuke's continuation.

"I have a car parked out back, we could get on it and head for the Uchiha estate. My brother… " to their right a female student who had lost a good fraction of her skull came dashing towards them, Sasuke noticed too late, his reaction delayed by a fraction of a second. Getting into his defensive position his swung his sword to cover his frame, but just as teeth could have sunk into him Naruto had delivered a sharp kick towards the missing portion of the girls face. She flew across the corridor, Naruto landed on his feet and the three began to run again. Sasuke for a moment was still, looking up at the blonde, a look of gratitude in dark irises.

Naruto only scoffed at him, rubbing his nose and looking of to the side, looking as smug as ever he said; "Now we're even." Sasuke only mutely regained his footing and continued before said incident.

"As I was saying, my brother would most likely know whats happening. We could-"

"If anyone knows what's happening here, it's Shika's dad, bastard." Naruto interjected earning him a look from Sasuke. Shikamaru nodded "He would" he turned to Sasuke "Being secretary of national defence he probably does." They looked on straight. A huff was heard from Sasuke, an irritated look on his face. "Your probably right… " the words that came from Sasuke's mouth contradicted his expression and it made Naruto want to throw him to the hoard.

Sasuke made a quick left and the two did their best to follow suit. "But we need to lose them first before anything else."

"On it." Naruto grinned as he noticed they were running straight for the mens lavatory, east wing of the building. Swiftly he swung one of the classroom doors that they were passing and dashed inside.

"Naruto!" Both Sasuke and Shikamaru yelled, confused and shell shocked as they watched some of the horde curve to follow the blonde. Cold sweat ran down Shikamaru's temples. He knew Naruto was reckless but this was taking the cake! Was he sacrificing himself as some sort of diversion? Memories of their once peaceful encounters flashed in front of his eyes, the times just before this fucking freak show ever started. Is living with the expense of someone else something that he could just do. It's one thing to watch people die in front of you, it's another thing to know that the reason was you. Was he really worth this?

'I can't let that happen.' Just as that thought came to Shikamaru's mind, and as his body was shifting to follow the blonde back, he noticed that he was alone, and that Sasuke had long been fending off the undead trying to get to Naruto.

"Naruto!" Sasuke screamed.

"You fucking Idiot I'll kill you!" Wow. Shikamaru would have never pictured the livid face of one Sasuke Uchiha, he thought he'd die first before seeing something like this, which by the current circumstances, might be soon. Not after Sasuke could have finished his next breath, a huge explosion could have been heard from the room Naruto had just entered. Two sets of eyes widened, they froze as smoke seemed to eat them whole, and a flash of yellow grabbed them by their collars.

"I just had to stop by for my bombs you know, in this case it might be handy." Shikamaru was shocked stiff but he knew Naruto was grinning, he looked over to the other side where Sasuke was and he-for the life of him-couldn't read the ravens expression. Gaining his wits they began to run again in full speed.

"I never pegged you to be a pyromanic" Sasuke said in his normal stoic tone, but there was definitely a hint of incredulity in them.

"I know, I'm not. You are" he threw a small pouch to Sasuke, with Sasuke catching it effortlessly. "Those are fire bombs, never mind how I got them, your aim is best when it comes to these things, and your fast. Get close to them and throw them when they get to close. Run as fast as you can." Now Sasuke wasn't one to be told what to do, but the look in Naruto's eyes, and how he acknowledged Sasuke's abilities were a clear indication of how dire their situation actually was.

Off course Sasuke had known this, but seeing how serious Naruto could actually get was shocking to him. And how he trusted Sasuke was unfathomed, Naruto looked at him with this expression that said; 'off course I trust you, you fucking imbecile who do you think I am?!.' Sasuke simply nodded his head.

Another pouch was thrown Shikamaru's way, "Those are smoke screens, just in case." Naruto looked towards Sasuke and their eyes met."I've got your back" and that was the signal for Sasuke to dash back and thew three bombs at the nearest students chasing after them, the hoard had lagged and lessened due to Naruto's quick side trip earlier, but the trail was still hot.

After the throw Sasuke quickly ran back to his group, panicked when he didn't see them in the front anymore. Slightly cursing he ran faster, Just as he was about to get to the stair case at the end of the hall, an arm reached out to grab his collar, and drag him. He blacked out for a second, and in that second he heard an explosion, and the sound of a shut door.

When Sasuke came to his senses he saw Naruto and Shikamaru slumped at his sides, both breathing heavily. "God damn it." Naruto panted, "That was a close one." A whack to the head later-Shikamaru had gathered his wits and had proceeded to savagely whisper into Naruto's face. "That was insanely reckless Naruto! What would have had happened if Sasuke was left there huh?! You even ran back to get these fucking bombs! What in the name of the seven pits of fucking hell were you thinking!? how did you-"

"How did you know that fire was going to work on them." Sasuke interjected Shikamaru's tirade, a serious look in his face as he stared into Naruto's eyes. Naruto who initially looked remorseful at Shikamaru sobered and began to explain.

"I didn't, and they don't. It's not like they're dead or anything. I mean, you can't really kill the undead, just immobilise the them. It just burned their legs a little to buy as some time." This got both Sasuke and Shikamaru looking incredulous. "I just went with my gut and tried it out. I knew my bombs would be stashed in that Chem lab, classes in that room would have only started by 11 so I also knew it was clear."

"But you could never be sure that the room would have been clear Naruto, there would always be a probability, it was still too risky, idiot you were just. It's that you…you were gambling." Shikamaru said, unable to believe his friends stupidity.

Naruto's face looked dire, a fire burning in his face as he addressed Shikamaru. "Well, we didn't really have a choice at that moment. I took a risk, and it payed off didn't it-"Shikamaru turned his head to the side, eyebrows creased looking helpless. 'Naruto was right, but still, if he could have thought of more options-No. In that situation, there could only have been so much that could have been done.'

"Besides, if it didn't work out, I would have distracted them and that would have given you and Sasuke time to-" Naruto was silenced by a swift bone crushing fist to the face. A livid Sasuke standing up and eyes burning, looking down at Naruto.

"If your plan hadn't worked, I would have broken your bones by now, you fucking son of a-" before Sasuke could land another blow his fist was stopped by the lazy brunette.

"Now, calm down both of you, and quiet the fuck down!" The explosion was subsiding and all three could now hear the groaning from outside the room. Now taking note of his surroundings Sasuke noticed that they were inside the mens lavatory. Naruto was already up and walking over the last stall.

"The East wing lavatory is cleaned by the janitors every Wednesday from 6 in the morning till 9. No one would have been here. And here-" Naruto pulled out a mop from the last lavatory, instantly a hatch from the ceiling swung open, eyes widening the pair of dumbstruck boys looked on to the blonde.

"Is where we get out ticket out of here."