Hello! Welcome to my brain! My first story is about Twilight!
Okay Prologue: THIS IS AFTER BREAKING DAWN!!!! Bella's change, Renesmee, impriting, it's all there.
Alright: For the record, this was a dream I had a few months ago after finishing Breaking Dawn, the fourth installment to Twilight. I woke up laughing insanely. Enjoy!
It was an ordinary day for the Cullens, or as normal as it gets.
(This is important!) The room was rearranged so that the chairs and couch were in a square shape around and facing towards the T.V. Carlisle was sitting with his legs crossed, that is his left foot resting on his right knee, in a one person chair off to the side, reading a newspaper. Edward, Alice, and Jasper were sitting on the couch with a space on Jasper's right. Edward and Jasper were sitting in that boy way with their legs un-crossed lazily. Rosalie was feeding Renesmee in the last armchair on the other side of the couch. The remote was on the arm next to the space at Jasper.
Emmett was laughing at Bella a few feet behind the couch on a marble part of the floor. Esme was somewhere in the back because she was afraid to cross paths with a red eyed, furious Bella.
"Emmett shut-up!" Bella yelled at Emmett.
"What I can't slap you around a bit? Oh, sorry, that's Edward's job." he burst out in a new wave of chuckles.
Bella's hands were claws as she hissed at him, "It's not my fault that our cottage broke!"
Emmett would have been crying if he could from laughter.
Bella looked crazed for a fraction of a second, then totally composed herself and slowly put her hands on either side of Emmett's shoulders. "Emmett, don't make fun of my sex-life."
"I don't think I can't!" he bellowed.
"Suit yourself." Bella said calmly. Then she shoved her knee up between his legs with as much force as possible. Up until it looked like her knee had entered his stomach, had she removed it and took a step back, looking pleased with herself.
Emmett yelped loudly, then doubled over, hands clutching at his crotch. His breath blew out of him and he landed on the ground with a heavy thud. He moaned loudly, unmoving on the floor as Bella waltzed away looking very pleased with herself.
Everyone was staring at her with wide eyes as Bella glided over to the empty space next to Jasper, taking the remote with her. She plopped down indifferently as they were still frozen, gawking at her. She turned her head towards Jasper absentmindedly.
Jasper met her eyes, and then with a loud 'clap' his un-folded legs snapped closed together with his hands resting on his waist protectively.
That's when I woke up hysterical.
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