'So, were dating now, what are we supposed to tell people?'

'That we are dating?'

'No, James, that's too simple.'

'What are supposed to tell them, then? That a Halloween pumpkin turned into Cupid and made us fall head over heels.'

'You're on the right track, but we need something that will pop.'

It was November first, and Hogwart's Head Boy and Girl were sitting in their common room, by the fireplace. The previous day they had made their relationship official and are now thinking of a way to tell the rest of the school.

'Pop?'

'Yes, pop or bang.'

'You're mental.'

'That's strange. You're usually the mental one.' Laughed Lily, placing her legs over her partners knees.

'Okay, hows this for bang. One of Hagrid's niffkers turned into the tooth fairy—'

'You know about the tooth fairy?'

'Yeah, muggles fascinate me — anyway the tooth fairy took our teeth and turned them pink and then gave them to Cupid who is actually a pumpkin and then Cupid turns them white and does some sort of spell and then gives them back to the tooth fairy who puts them back in our mouths.' James said, without breathing or stopping once.

'You're getting closer,' Said Lily, edging closer to him and moving her legs up from his lap and onto the arm rest, leaving her knees in his face.

'How about this, so—' James began enthusiastically.

'Oooh, i have one. So Sirius gets transfigured by Remus into the tooth fairy and he takes our teeth from us while we sleep and then turns them pink. Then Remus transfigures Peter into Cupid and Sirius gives our pink teeth to Peter and he turns them white and gives them a love spell and then puts them back in our mouths.'

'Bang!' Shouted James in awe, 'You have a wild imagination, Evans.'

'Coming from you, that's rich.' Laughed Lily, and still, she shifted closer. The couple were now taking up less then half of the leather sofa. Her bum was against the side of his leg and she rested her knees on the arm of the sofa. Leaving her lower legs hanging over the edge, swinging dreamily.

'But we still need a reason why Moony transfigured...' James's voice trailed off into nothingness, before it came back, weak but determined.

'Are you trying to seduce me?' He asked, laughing but with no humour in his expression.

'Would you like me to seduce you?' Asked Lily innocently.

AN: I will continue this when I feel like it lol