Characters – As many canon characters as possible and some made up ones
Disclaimer – If I could claim Star Trek as my own I would
Author's notes – I'm sitting up in bed with a cold watching tv, a shampoo commercial comes on, and it made me think what would be the Star Trek version in the 23rd century? Let the imagination roll…
Head and shoulders shampoo
Tellarite version
"Hey you, yes you sitting down in front of the holovision, can't you see you have nasty white dust sitting on your shoulders, go online and order some 'Head and shoulders' you lazy bum!"
Orion version
"Enhance your orgasms by washing your hair with 'Head and shoulders' and make love in the shower…OOOOOO , yes, yes yes!
Betazoid version (sorry this one is for telepaths only)
Andorian version
"To keep your hair silky white and dandruff free, wash with 'Head and Shoulders', sold at your local Pink Skin store."
Terran version, Location Kingdom of England
"Wash with 'Head and shoulders' and keep your afro dandruff free"
*(Little child watching commercial…'Mum come look there is a black woman on tv advertising shampoo…"
Mother's response.."And to think we had to wait 300 years to see this day").
Klingon version
"I said wash with Head and shoulders not remove head from shoulders. Qaplah!"
Vulcan version
It is only logical to use a product that reduces the shedding of dead skin cells from the scalp. Head and shoulders enhances this possibility by XXXXX%"
*Yes I am making a point