Nobody knows exactly how it happened, but one day, all of Disney Town was on fire.
"Yeah, I know exactly how it happened," said Nobody. But because he didn't exist, no one cared.
Anyway, the whole town was burning to the ground. Woodland creatures from far and wide came to try to put out the flames, but it wasn't until Horace Horsecollar spewed out his undigested taco salad that the fire started to subside. It all came out from both ends, and soon, the city was saved. Horace swore to never eat Mexican again, even after being named "Fire Hydrant of the Year". But even though he tried to bottle his love for all things taco, the residents, in his honor, kept offering him free samples of enchiladas, chimichangas, and nachos.
So Horace resolved to leave his beloved home. But not without putting out another fire first. Thank god for Pepto Bismol...
A magical adventure awaited Horace. He had saved up all his hero money and splurged it all on a worldwide vacation. He saw all the biggest tourist traps: Pittsburgh, PA; Reno, NV; Muncie, IN; and even Schenectady, NY! It was somewhere at a bar in on the road that Horace was once again tempted by his fickle love of Mexican. She was a tall, busty babe giving it all away, and Horace took as much as he could get. Within minutes, all the free samples were gone and the girl was out of a job for not actually selling any food. Horace wound up in the bathroom with his head in the toilet. He passed out, and when he came to, he found himself in a bathtub somewhere in India. The girl who lost her job needed to pay for her Gucci clothes somehow, so she sold Horace's kidneys on the blackmarket in revenge.
Lucky for Horace, he was in a village renowned for its holy, sacred leader: St. Horace the Cow. Horace met with Horace and he was able to restore Horace's kidneys with a magical wad of cud. Horace thanked Horace. Horace then repaid Horace with some pork rinds he had picked up at a gas station in Muncie. The two became fast friends, and some say, even lovers.
It was Horace who convinced Horace to leave India and travel the world together. After all, Horace still had a little money left in his rainy day account, and boy, was it pouring! So Horace and Horace adventured together. They got to see so much more of the world that they ever thought possible for a horse and cow.
But then, tragedy struck. Horace had become ill from ingesting some bad food. All the Pepto in the world couldn't save him now. Horace died in Horace's hooves, wishing Horace to live happily with his last breath. Horace, heartbroken, disappeared.
It would be a long time before anyone would again spot Horace in public. And when they did, they asked him for some change. Horace, now impoverished, could only offer a stick. Roo took it because it was really a Pooh stick and then returned it to the Fellowship of the Pooh.
The end.