Ahem!

Sorry I had to start out all cheesy...

Anyways, AHEM!

Listen

Anyways...

I will tell you a story. A story of me. Well, I have to admit, I was there. Where you ask? I was with my dark master, Count Bleck! Yes, it is hard to believe. But, this is my version of the story so get use to it.

I am sure you are aware of the famous story of the Heroes and Count Bleck, etc. I want to start off into the VERY beginning, before the other minions and I met the count.

Long ago, I had a huge reputation of evil and good. (Which I still have today.) I was common for evil deeds, and light requests. But one of my evil 'deeds' was being called for by a strange man. He wore a cloak ranging from white, down to pink, then blue, darker blue, then purple. In his hand he held some sort of stick with a blue diamond on it. Next to him was a girl. She looked like a …..secretary. She wore red glasses and had pink hair. Her hair was in a bun. She had no flaws whatsoever.

At the time those two came, I was sauntering around in a grassland looking for something to occupy me for at least 5 seconds. All of the sudden, they come up to me quicker that you could say potato!

When they came, my instincts turned me around. I studied them, and they studied me.

The man (or at least I think so as a living specimen) smiled an evil Orange, reddish smile. He seemed to be evil. I liked that. But the secretary was the one who spoke. " 'K um, are you the one they call, Milah?" I nodded, and she did also. The girl continued." 'K so, Count Bleck needs you as a minion. He has heard of your evil deeds, and he has asked if you would join us in evil. We plan to destroy the all worlds and create perfect new ones. So, what do you say?"

I was silence for what seemed like an eternity. Then I smiled my evil smile. "OK. I would be...delighted!"

The secretary smiled and nodded to this 'Count Bleck'. All the sudden, we were transported to a black and sinister place. No one else was in the room besides Count Bleck, the girl, and me. They seemed of been into this room before.

The count saw the questioned look on my face. He answered it for me. "Heh heh heh...this is my castle, Castle BLECK! Of course, my name is Count Bleck points out Count Bleck. And this beside me is Nastasia. We will soon have more minions so be patient...I must go now...Nastasia, stay here and keep Milah company while I work on the...book..." He finished and sort of...it's kinda hard to explain...well, a 'mirror' came about him, and it flipped him at least twice and got smaller and disappeared.

Nastasia seemed...a little sad, but shook it off once I started noticing. "So," she said, "what powers do you hold?"

"Powers?" I asked. "Oh. Well, I do lot's of magic, and..well...I am very good at melee fighting."

She nodded, understanding. "Uh huh, OK."

(Now, I must not leak out all my fantasy...it will upset some people.)

I stared at her. "So, what powers do you withhold?"

Nastasia pushed up her glasses.

My instincts to me to prepare my shield, so I waited. Red Light flashed over me, and the shield came and canceled her power. She gasped in amazement.

She jumped a bit. "Hmm...'K, well, I understand your magical abilities are...strong..."

I didn't smirk or smile like somebody else would have. I stared blankly at her. "Yes." Then suddenly, I perked up. "Somebody is coming."

She seemed surprised at this also. "What do you mea-" Nastasia stopped dead when Count Bleck came back with a big, hairy guy.

I almost burst out laughing, but I somehow managed to hold it in. Count Bleck disappeared once again.

The man jumped onto a platform slightly above me. He grunted. " 'Ey now were is I?"

I crossed my arms. "You are under the command of Count Bleck, and you are now in Castle Bleck."

Nastasia nodded. "Wait here with us. Soon the other two minions will be here. Introduce yourself, please."

The man grunted and straightened. He started with a very heavy Scottish accent. "Well, my name is O' Chunks."

Nastasia sighed. "What else?"

"Well, that's pretty much it. 'Ey, what's your 'ames?"

I bowed. "Greetings, my name is Milah. I specialize in magic."

Nastasia pushed her glasses up. "My name is Nastasia, and I am the Counts most trusted minion. Now, what do you do?"

O' Chunks scratched his head. "What do I do 'ey? Well, I eat, I poo, I sleep. What else is there?"

I sighed. "She means what is your fighting style?"

O' Chunks laughed. "OH! Well, usually I use me fists that's what I do."

Well, that's when I took O' Chunks as a stupid big idiot! Seriously, a pile of rocks is smarter than him.

Suddenly, the count came back with another person. It was a little girl, probably about the age of 7. She had green skin and green pigtails. She wore a yellow polka dot dress with a bow tie. She looked so cute I almost rushed over there and hugged her because she was cuter than a kitten. But, that would've ended my life. So, I just stood still and pretended not to notice.

The count disappeared once again and for the last time for now.

The little girl jumped onto a platform diagnol from me. She giggled. "Hello! My name is Mimi."

O' Chunks butted in. "SO WHAT'S YER POWA?"

I almost fell off my platform when he thundered that.

Mimi rolled her eyes. "My power?..."

She paused for a moment, then my instincts told me to brace myself.

"MY...POWERS? MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI!"

My eyes widened as her head turned side ways, then spun around several times. Then, as her head was upside-down, LEGS shot out of the bow and she turned into a freakin spider! If you were there, you would've fainted!

For some reason, she raged at ME. I nimbly did a back-flip onto the floor and teleported away by O' Chunks. She launched at him and I flipped again. Then, she beat the snot out of him with...I think...rubies?

Suddenly, Nastasia pushed up her glasses and the red light flash at Mimi. She screamed and fell down. She turned back into her normal form.

Mimi giggled. "That's my power!"

Nastasia frowned. "Well, don't use them unless the count says so, 'K?"

Mimi frowned too. "Oh, golly, your no fun!"

"Well, get use to it, 'K?"

Now, O' Chunks was recovering from the beating. Then, Count Bleck came back. This time, with an attracting jester.

He disappeared again. I didn't know why though this time, since the two that are left are now here.

O' Chunks started the conversation. " Now 'ew are you suppose to be? Entertainment?" (I was surprised he knew that word.)

The jester smiled. "Oh no. I am the master of dimensions, the pleaser of crowds, I..am...DIMENTIO!" He threw his arms up, hoping for an applause. All of us stared at him. Dimentio sighed. "So," he said, "what are your names?"

Mimi jumped up. "Hmph! I'm Mimi! Wanna see my powers?"

O' Chunks waved his hands. "NO THANKS MIMI! He doesn't wanna see your powers. Oh. Ya. I'm O' Chunks."

I saw it was my turn. I bowed. "Greetings to you, Dimentio, my name is Milah."

Nastasia turned to him. "My name is Nastasia. I am the count's personal assistant/closest minion."

He nodded and smiled at our words. "Well, salutations to you all."

Nastasia pushed up her glasses. " 'K, well, I might as well show you guys to your room."

We left that room and traveled through dark and black hallways until we can to a seem to never ending corridor. Nastasia pointed us to out own rooms. I went into mine.

My room was total darkness. I groped the wall for a light switch, but there was none. So, I decided to just sit down and fall asleep.

After a minute or two, I opened my eyes.

Before that, I dreamed of nothingness. Ya. Pure, whiteness. And guess what? My room was now nothing beside the floor and a door. It looked as if I could see millions of miles ahead. So, I understood that my room changes into anything I think of.

But I was tired, and I fell asleep.

That was how it all began...