So conker was at home with his wife berri and son jr and daughter cherri now jr was a good kid he was 12
and he was alot like his dad he knew how to shoot a firearm at 3 years old jr look like his dad but he wore a hat and he always had a chainsaw on him at all times (just i case he gets in trouble with some of weasos sons henchmen) now cherri is like her mom but shes a little different lets say she is a mix between meg griffen and tooty she is young and cute like tooty but her father treats her like meg griffen meh so all of them were chilling and the the sky got dark
Conker: dafaq
Berri: is it thundering or something
Jr: dafuq (him and his dad conker said it at the same time)
Cherri: ahh now its raining and we have to go inside and...
Warlord: muhahahaha you fools are going to disappear forever hahaha
Conker: yeah and what if you just leave us alone and you get baked with your friends or something
Warlord: know what just because you think im a stoner means i gonna warp u into different world you fucks
next thing you know a big hyper rainbow portal opens and cherri gets sucked in
Conker and berri: oh shit!
Then berri gets sucked into a purple portal (if you can guess were that will be then your badass)
Conker: no!
then a blue portal know what im just going to give it away it goes to the world of sonic
Conker: oh man wait i need to be equipped
bpad tings
conker: oh shit im getting sucked in oh fuuuuuuuuuuuk
At the mushroom kingdom
Mario: ha i win
Luigi: shit mario you-a- always win
Mario: thats because im boss a fuck
sonic: yeah right bro
the portal conker was i opened up
conker:oof
Peach: mario what is it is it one of bowsers plans
mario: no honey its... Conker!
conker: mario hey guys i was just sucked into a portal
mario: umm wheres berri and your children
conker: oh no ph no oh no oh no! (In fast speech: oh shit i losed them in the portal oh god i hope there not dead please god dont let them be dead) oh nooooohohoho!
Sonic: (grabs conker and puts on chair) calm down bro tell us how you got here
conker: okay they were in this portal first cherri went to this rainbow one then berri went into this purple one and the juinor went into this blue one and...
Sonic: wait those portals sound like our portals that we go through to get to different worlds and blue sounds like me and tails world
tails: yeah and that means we should get them
2 seconds later
Sonic: hey tails you got one of those portals open yet
tails: yeah i only got the purple one open hey conker you ready to get berri out
Conker comes out with lots of weapons looking badass
Conker: im ready!
They go in the portal and they are in the airship or some shit i dont remember all of saints row 4
conker: oh no am i late
berri: hey conker
Conker: berri
me: hey conker
Conker: trevon?
me: yeah nigga!
So we had some drinks and headed to get the kids
found out what happens in the next chapter