Space Cowboy
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"Faster than a speeding bullet!"
"Oh no."
"Not one of these days again…"
"More powerful than a locomotive!"
"Hence why he is a "Loco-motive"."
"ITS ASTROTRAIN!"
"Unfortunately."
"Last son of Cybertron, come to destroy earth and all the little squishies that get stuck in his turbines!"
"Umm… If he's the last son of Cybertron what are we?"
"The daughters I guess."
"…"
"…"
"That's wrong, Skywarp… Really wrong…"
"Oh? Now I'm the perverted one? You're bonded to the nutcase, Screamer!"
"At least my interface cable isn't in my own hand."
"Oh, I forgot, its so far up your own aft that Space Cowboy over there wonders if you're a-"
"Do you really want to finish that sentence, Skywarp? Think carefully before you answer."
"…"
"Hey, Screamer, wanna interface?"
"And here is the king of subtlety himself."
"I wuv you…"
"I love you too, AT."
"&T!"
"*sigh* Alright, lets go."
"I'm going to have nightmares."
"As if the thought of you interfacing with Soundwave is appealing to me."
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A/N: Something is wrong with me… Really, Really Wrong…