Okay peeps this is a story that I've been wanting to write for a while. It's M rated. And I'm not very good at it, but I'm going to give it a try. Anywayz, I've noticed has no Jake/Hayley smut, and I decided to write a multi chaptered one. *grins* anyways! Here we go.

Just a reminder: This is a smut. So if you're not old enough to read, or don't like that sort of thing, please don't read or discourage those who so like it in anyway. Thanks and happy reading. I hope it satisfies all of you. (Goes away really embarrassed.)

Disclaimer: I do not own the troop. Nickelodeon does, and they're known for not sharing. LOL (We all love you though Nick!)

Chapter 1: Bit by the big bad love bug

It started like a normal Friday. School was a maze full of activity that she widely enjoyed loosing herself in. She had felt relaxed until about half the day when Mr. Stockly had announced that there was some sort of monster emergency, and that her Jake and Felix better check it out.

So now here she was exo-blaster in hand stalking down the streets of downtown where a giant bird like creature was said to be rampaging through the streets. So far all was quiet, no sight or sound of so called monster, and Hayley was getting anxious.

Their junior year was here and that meant college applications, letters of recommendations and over all getting the big things ready for her when she graduated high school, she didn't have time for wild goose chases. No pun intended.

"So what exactly is it we're looking for?" She asked Felix to her left, who had his attention on some sort of device in his hands.

"Mr. Stockly called it an Angorian. A giant bird creature that is attracted to bright light and scared of loud noises."

"Well that's certainly going to help us out since it's the "middle of the day!" Jake exclaimed adding his own input to the go nowhere hunt the three friends were on.

"Well it's freaked by loud noises, so if it's rampaging I'd say our best bet would be-"

She was cut off by a loud screeching and people screaming from their left.

"Or we could just follow the screams?" Jake suggested and started towards the sounds.

They were at an intersection, and it looked like some sort of badly edited 1980's monster movie. Cars were rammed into on another, car horns honking, and people pilling out of them in panic of a big bird that was jumping and attacking the traffic light.

"Don't tell me. That's the Amorgian?" Hayley asked running into action. "It's like big bird on crack!"

The bird creature was tall enough to reach the red light by jumping, but not tall enough to actually bite anything. It was yellow all over, with green orange and red ruffled feathers.

"Really? I say it looks more like a Chocobo." Jake shrugged at Hayley's and Felix's questioning stare and got into action himself.

Felix went left, while Hayley went right. Trying to distract the Amgorian before it could destroy the traffic light more. Felix shot the freeze ray at it, and it's right wing froze only. That sure got it's attention.

Jake maneuvered around it's stomping feet as it started a rampage right at him. "Felix shoot it again!" He demanded falling on him back side and crawling backwards trying to cover his ears as well as it started to cry a devastated angry cry. "Any day now!"

"It's stuck somehow." Felix said trying to fiddle with the freeze ray.

"That's it Chocobo, you're going down!" Jake said as it's talons ripped against the front of his shirt. He rolled to his feet took aim, forgetting to take into account that Hayley was standing right next to it, and pulled the trigger. Red, yellow, and purple goop covered the two of them as the Amgorian exploded.

"And what was that Jake?" Hayley demanded as the three of them left the elevator into troop headquarters.

"That was saving your life." Jake said matter of fact.

"You couldn't have given me any sort of warning to get out of the way?"

"Well I'm sorry Hayley if I didn't think to warn you that you were standing to close."

"Well Jake if I didn't know any better I would say you wanted all the glory yourself." she got in his face a bit daring him to back off. "You're always trying to 'one up' me!"

"Oh really? Is that what you really think? Well for your information if the freeze ray didn't jam then it would have been Felix who caught this monster, and I wouldn't be chaffing in monster sludge." Jake said not backing down.

It quickly became a stare down so strong that Felix screamed and came between them. "Okay that it! You two have some serious issues to deal with, and I suggest you do before you kill each other. Go home, shower and change, get over whatever pettiness that you two have and get over it."

Jake and Hayley were both too shocked at the outburst to argue. They quietly collected their things and entered the elevator, afraid to even open their mouths to say night to Felix before leaving.

When they left the school grounds, Hayley ten feet in front that Jake had to jog to catch up to her.

"Look, Hayley, I'm sorry about back there." He grabbed her arm gently and smiled. "And I'm sorry that I stupidly destroyed that monster without checking if you were clear. You're right, and you could have gotten hurt or worse."

"It's okay Jake, I understand, it was a reflex thing."

"So I'm forgiven?" Jake charmed a smile.

"No, But I'll let you know." With a devilish smile on her own face she walked away from him as he sputtered and shook his head, chuckling to himself.

For some reason Hayley wasn't in a hurry to get home. She was covered in god knows what, probably smelt worse, and tired. But the alluring sound of the quiet street lulled Hayley to slow down and enjoy the late September breeze. It was still hot out, but cooling down a bit as the sun started to set.

Hayley was so entranced that she even bent over to pick up a flower from the lawn in front of her. She smelt it's fragrance a bit then put the flower in her sticky hair. When she removed her finger from her hair she noticed a bug, the size of a ladybug sitting on her left index finger.

It was rain bowed colored. Amethyst looking eyes and sharp pincers that she didn't notice until they sank into her finger.

"Ouch! Damnit!" she muttered, but before she could squish the bug it flew off and was gone in a heartbeat.

She examined her index finger. There was no discoloring, or puss leaking from the bite that usually came from bug bites. Just a few drops of blood escaped, but she quickly alleviated that by putting her finger in her mouth that now tasted like an irony rubber mess. Yep, shower then brush her teeth quickly when she got home.

Satisfied that she was clean her gaze went again to her finger. It didn't look like a normal bug that bit her, but the bite was normal, and she didn't feel anything. So she shrugged and filed it away in the 'ask later' part of her brain. And after having a weary and stress filled day she finally crawled under the covers, resting her head upon her pillow that she retrieved form her closet after setting the others aside, and was out just as her eyes closed.

She was in the shower at troop headquarters. A two stall steam room with an over head faucet that you could take off. The hot water felt good on her weary bones. Her eyes closed with a satisfied sigh as she ran her hands through her hair. She grabbed a towel from the rack and wrapped it around her body as the door opened. She turned towards the intruder to yell at them that it was occupied, but all insults and words caught in her throat as Jake slowly walked in, a slight smile on his face.

"Jake, what the hell are you doing here?" She asked holding the towel tighter to her body. But he didn't say anything. He just stood before her still smiling gently and leered over her. Hayley was standing against the wall, Jake towering over her, arms on both side of her head.

"I'm here to help you." was all he said and he crashed his lips to hers.

Hayley tried to pull away, she really did, but the wall hitting against her back, and the way his tongue was teasing her lips caused her to give up the fight and deepen the kiss.

Just like everything else with them, kissing was about coming out on top. Jake would run his teeth against her bottom lip, and Hayley just had to bite his not too gently. Jake's hand found her towel covered waist, an Hayley's found his jean covered behind. And that's how it was, until Jake tore his mouth away from hers and hungrily kissed his way to her chin, cheek, neck , ear. Anywhere his mouth could go, it was there. Hayley bit back a moan as Jake's mouth bit at her collar bone gently, his hands reaching for her towel.

And before she knew it, she was stalk naked in front of him. His mouth trailing every inch of her. He started with the tops of her breasts, experimenting with running his tongue over the tops, and nibbling the peaks.

Hayley threw her head back against the wall behind her grabbing Jake's head and keeping him there, and he took an erect nipple in his mouth and sucked. His left hand rolling the other in his thumb and forefinger. His right hand slowly burning it's way from her outer thigh inside.

She thought she was about to explode, or combust, whatever came first. And nearly screamed her disappointment when his expert mouth left her aching breast to travel lower. Paying close attention to her navel, his tongue licking around the edge then plunging inside, and Hayley nearly came undone.

She pulled his head back to look at his face. He was still clothed, smirking like he was god himself, and to Hayley, he'd never looked sexier. His brown eyes full of lust, hands itching to dive lower, mouth itching to kiss.

She leaned forward and captured his mouth with her again. Kissing him like her life depended on it. Like she wasn't about to die if his hands were not on her again. But as soon as it came, it went as Jake pulled away grabbing her right leg and putting it around his shoulder.

"What are you?" The question died in her throat with a moan as Jake kissed the inside of her knee, slowly making his tortuous way up her right leg inside her thigh to the soft blond curls covering her modesty.

With one look of warning he spread her legs wider and started lapping away at the juices already formed, his mouth creating it's own.

Hayley's eyes rolled in the back of her head and she felt like she might faint. She'd never fainted before, but if he kept doing what he was doing to her, then that record was sure to be broken.

"Jake….. Oh my god Jake!" She stuttered as his expert lips and tongue worked their magic, licking and sucking the mound, and plunging deeper into the depths inside her.

If Hayley ever felt like she was going to die, then this was it. She felt the desire and passion wanting to burst from within her, waiting for just the right boost. And when it finally happed she saw stars. Her body arched against his as mush as their position allowed, hands still gripping his hair for dear life. Hey legs felt like jelly, and that if Jake wasn't supporting her she would have fallen onto the slick floor below.

Hayley closed her eyes to collect herself…

….and opened them again to find herself in her room alone. She sat up looking around the room like it was the first time she'd ever seen it. The clock on her nightstand read 5:30. She ran her fingers through her damp hair, heart still beating rapidly, body still tingling. She slowly climbed out of bed left her room, making her way down stairs to the kitchen for a glass of water, drinking it as if it would douse the flames within her.

She'd never had an erotic dream before, about anyone, but she was pretty sure it wasn't supposed to have felt so real, or linger for so long. What was worse was that it was about her best friend. One that she would have a very hard time looking at in the eye.

Too wired and afraid to go to sleep Hayley changed into some work out clothes and tip toed to the basement to work out in the little workout area her dad finally put together for her.

A/N Okay well now I'm embarrassed. That's the first time I've written anything that descriptive. I really wanted to try my hand at a really good smut, and I don't like smut without a plot stories. It's just not me. LOL And this idea kinda hung around me a while. Even when I was typing my other story. Oh yeah. I just HAD to add the Chococo like monster. Because when I was paying Final Fantasy x-2 the other day, that part where you have to caputre a chocobo, I don't know what happened, but I said the same line as Jake did, and for some reason his voice popped into my head while saying it. LOL yeah… So I would like to thank all you reading my first full almost descriptive (I also don't like going totally overboard) smut, and let me know that you think. I love you all! And have a good night! Peace!