Edward Cullen was wandering through the forest. It was spring time, so normally he'd be very aroused with the season. Unfortunately, this was not the case. His lover and soul mate Bella was off on a family vacation.
As he wandered, he felt a lingering presence. It made his skin tingle and his hair stand on end. It sent shivers down his spine.
Suddenly, there was a gruff voice from behind. "Hey there, little vampire."
Edward turned around and gasped. Standing before him was the legendary Simon Belmont, his majestic red hair flowing in the wind like fire. "You can't be alive. You're ancient history."
"So are you, little bat. I've been in business a long time." Simon took a moment to lick his lips, which Edward realized were very masculine and handsome. "To prevent myself from being bored, I've learned to have 'fun' with my prey."
Simon's eyes flashed violently as his hand shot to his legendary family whip, the Vampire Killer, at his side. He flung it out and wrapped it around Edward's neck, leaving the vampire powerless to resist. Simon began reeling Edward in like a prized fish.
"You vampires have changed since I first started the hunt. Let's check to make sure you're the real deal." With that said, Simon violently ripped off all of Edward's clothes, leaving him sparkling like diamonds in the sunlight. Most people would have been amazed, but it made Simon sick to his stomach. Edward screamed in protest and recieved a powerful backhand to the face, knocking him to the ground.
Simon stood over the naked body of Edward, looking him over. "Let me show you what I do to your kind now." Simon slowly unclipped his belt and let his pants drop to his knees, revealing a massive erection. Simon quietly chuckled, thinking about how quickly he became excited.
"No!" Edward screamed, refusing to believe what was happening to him. A strong boot was planted firmly into his back as Simon pulled tighter on his holy whip.
"Screech no more, monster!" Simon easily drove his massive erection inside Edward's ass, the vampire's screams and his own discomfort driving him more.
Edward screamed as pain he never thought possible pierced his body as Simon drove his blessed cock deeper inside Edward's tight virgin ass.
Unfortunately, Simon came within only a few minutes. He sighed and lamented how getting excited so easily was also a curse. He removed his erection from Edward's still quivering asshole. "Now the real fun begins."
Those minutes seemed like centuries to Edward. He couldn't believe what had just happened. His mind raced, trying to think about how he was going to face his family, how he was going to face Bella, and what to do about the monster that humilated him so.
That's when he noticed the subtle change in his ass. It started as a small burning sensation that quickly spread throughout his entire being. He screamed as his body slowly burned from the inside. This was the true power of Simon's holy seed, to destroy all vampires in the most gruesome way.
Simon laughed deeply as he watched Edward struggle against the pain before finally bursting into flames and turning into ash as so many vampires before him.
With a smirk, Simon pulled his pants back up and walked off. "I may have to pay his newly widowed wife a visit..."