Torturing the House of Night cast
disclaimer- i dont own the series no matter how much i want to. :(
zoey- where are we?
stark- i dont know... but its creepy.
Evilprincess98- MY HOUSE IS NOT CREEPY!
everyone- WHO ARE YOU?
Evilprincess98- im the freakin author! but you can call me mia.
erik- why are we here?
mia- because i wanted to write a story and torture you all at the same time! so here you are! and just because all the walls are black with neon skulls and crossbones all over them doesnt make it creepy! (p.s. mia has long black hair, purple eyes that turn red when she mad, wears a black shirt, black jeans, black boots, really pale)
erik- will this be like annies story?
mia- i got the idea off of her and she is one of my fav authors so... yeah
kalona- why must you do this?
mia- i wanna torture all of you
erik- why do you wanna torture us?
mia- because i have anger issues *smiles evilly* and youll be the first to die. *pushes him into a acid pit that magically appeared behind him*
erik- wha-! *gets dissolved by acid*
mia- hahahahaha i love violence! it's so beautiful!
aphrodite- how can death be beautiful?
mia- because its an asshat dying. duh. now stevie rae! pick out aphrodites clothes and make her wear them!
stevie rae- OK! * drags aphrodite to closet with clothes and stuff in it*
aphrodite- * comes out in roper jeans and a long-sleeved shirt that is tucked in*
everybody- *laughing at her*
mia- now i must introduce the people that are helping me! my brother J and his pet bob! (my bro wanted in and he wanted a pet. )
J- hey ( J wears black leather trench coat, black combat boots, jeans, short black hair, completly black eyes, pale, black leather gloves, shotgun, 2 tamahawks, combat knife, taser, submachine gun. he made his own character)
bob- hi ( bob is a chicken, has black feathers, his eggs are bombs, he can talk)
damien- the chicken can talk!
J- yup
damein- * dies from LOL* (that means Lack of Logic, not laugh out loud)
jack- NO!
mia- OMG JACK! YOUR ALIVE!
mia/jack- *hugs*
erik- where did the acid put come from?
mia- this is my world. i can make anything happen.
erik- like being nice and-
mia- pushing you off a cliff? sure!
erik- thats not what i was gonna say-! * gets pushed off cliff*
darius- where did the cliff come from?
mia- my imagination.
everyone that is alive- ...
mia- what?
damien- your imagiation isnt a good place.
mia- what was your first clue?
damien- the skulls in the corner *poinnts to corner with a pile of skulls*
mia- oh... that pile of skulls...i forgot about that.
stark- you forgot about a pile of skulls?
mia- not really. they are a reminder of how many times erik will die.
erik- BUT THAT PILE IS TO THE CELING AND OVERFLOWING!
mia- your point?
erik- ...
mia- exactly. bob come here!
bob- yes?
mia- scratch out the asshats eyes.
bob- with pleasure *scratches out eriks eyes*
erik- * eyes are bleeding and he is running around blind. runs into shark tank. dies*
mia- so *sobs* beautiful
J- nobody comment. she is weird.
kalona- i think we know that.
J- I SAID NOT TO FREAKIN COMMENT!
kalona- whatcha gonna do bout it?
mia- *eyes glowing red* ill take your immortality away from you. *takes immortality and gives it to herself*
kalona- *girly scream and faints *
mia- wow. just wow.
bob- i know. thats sad *shakes his head sadly*
J- he's supposed to be a man. so sad.
kalona-* wakes up*
mia- DIE! *stabs him with a long sword*
kalona-*dies*
mia- well... im done now.
everybody-*cheering*
mia- i meant for this chapter.
everybody- *looks sad*
mia- I WILL BE BACK! *poofs out in a puff of black smoke*
A/N that was my first chapter! i feel awesome! leave a review with a torture, or a comment on the story so far, a comment on a character, whatever you do JUST LEAVE SOMETHING! if you leave something mean like 'this sucks' without any reason on WHY it sucks then i will leave my opinion on you and what i think about your reveiw, and you dont wanna hear that. so... bye!