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"Heyyyyyyy babyyyy," I slurred, I was completely wasted. But who cares? I'm just having some fun. Right? I nodded to myself, that's exactly what I was doing. And if fun includes getting piss drunk and fucking random girls, then who cares? You are no one to judge me anyways… Moving on, the party was getting good.

I had found a good enough girl to screw, she was hot. She had long black hair and was really tan, she was just plain sexy. Mmm, look at those legs… Concentrate!

"So I'm Shane, whats your name sexxxyyyy?" I slurred once again. I really should stop doing that… ha, yeah right. She answered with a sultry tone to her voice; damn I was getting uncomfortable already. Mmm, Mitchie, cute.

"Wanna get outta here babeee?" I whispered in her ear seductively.

"I have a boyfriend, sorry" I snorted, as if I cared. I have a girlfriend too, she doesn't care and even if she did, she was out of town. "Come onnnn, I'm so alone, I need someone to keep me company tonight baby…" I breathed into her ear that should do the trick.

And score! I had finally got her to agree. She really was too easy… haha. How ironic huh? Anyways… We had just arrived at my apartment; we were clawing and biting at each other. It was very hot to say the least. I couldn't wait to do her; I already knew she'd be a wild one. Ha

Baby I like it
The way you move on the floor
Baby I like it
Come on and give me some more
Oh yes I like it
Screaming like never before
Baby I like it
I, I, I like it.

Let's just say that that night was one of the best I'd had in a while. I definitely knew how to pick 'em. Insert winking face. Ha.

We ended up having several more of those amazing encounters. Now I'm not gonna give you details on them, wouldn't want to make you all jealous.

Mitchie and I had started to sortta in a way date, which is weird, especially for me 'cause I don't date. But she was irresistible.

Mitchie was one of the sweetest and sexiest women I've ever met.

We had done our 'thing' for about 6 months before I called it off, because let's face it, I was getting attached, like a pussy. And Shane Gray is not a pussy.

So right now I was currently at a club, again… Don't judge. I was drunk but not wasted; there is a difference, trust me.

"Baby I like it
The way you move on the floor
Baby I like it
Come on and give me some more
Oh yes I like it
Screaming like never before
Baby I like it
I, I, I like it."

Wow, of course this song would play. Whatever, Mitchie was just in the past, not matter how much I wish she wasn't. She'd probably already moved on anyways…

"Boy please excuse me if I'm coming too strong, but tonight is the night we can really let go my boyfriend is out of town and I'm all alone your girlfriend is on vacation and she doesn't have to know" I heard from behind me, now I knew that is not how the song went.

I gasped, I had turned to see my baby, Mitch. Wow, maybe I was just hallucinating? Why would she be talking to me? I had broken her heart and left her.

It turned out, I hadn't been hallucinating. It was really her! I almost died of excitement! All I had to do was apologize and we could be together again.

o.O

Let's just say… that we had another amazing night… ;)

Haha.

Thats it bitches! ;D Use your imagination to how it ends. If they stay together or not. This was just a random oneshot inspired by the song I like it by Enrique Iglesias ft. pitbull. Please review guys. :)

Now I'm off y'all!

Byeeeeeeee

-nat