The Return of the Schizophrenic Cherries
"I like cherries!" Harry said to his bowl of cherries.
"Harry, you know those cherries are schizophrenic, just like all cherries!" Ron said to Harry.
"You don't even know what 'schizophrenic' means, Ron!" Harry said.
"So!"
"I do. Schizophrenia- a psychotic mental illness that is characterized by a twisted view of the real world, by a greatly reduced ability to carry out one's daily tasks, and by abnormal ways of thinking, feeling, and behaving," Hermione said.
"Ha! I told you the cherries are schizophrenic!"
"So?!" Harry grabbed his bowl of cherries- not the kind that go on top of ice cream, but the dark red kind- and ran.
A/N: Will Harry be able to get away so he can eat his cherries in peace? Will he even eat his cherries? How does Hermy know this stuff? What evil plot is Voldie scheming this time?
"I like cherries!" Harry said to his bowl of cherries.
"Harry, you know those cherries are schizophrenic, just like all cherries!" Ron said to Harry.
"You don't even know what 'schizophrenic' means, Ron!" Harry said.
"So!"
"I do. Schizophrenia- a psychotic mental illness that is characterized by a twisted view of the real world, by a greatly reduced ability to carry out one's daily tasks, and by abnormal ways of thinking, feeling, and behaving," Hermione said.
"Ha! I told you the cherries are schizophrenic!"
"So?!" Harry grabbed his bowl of cherries- not the kind that go on top of ice cream, but the dark red kind- and ran.
A/N: Will Harry be able to get away so he can eat his cherries in peace? Will he even eat his cherries? How does Hermy know this stuff? What evil plot is Voldie scheming this time?