STAR FOX: PEPPY'S POTATO SALAD.
It was a dark and stormy night. One
month after Fox had single handedly overthrown the Planet Kew
Hierarchy and saved Miyu, Katt, Bill and Falco, he had once again
been called upon for help. The Anglar Emperor wasn't really killed,
and he had risen to power once again. Falco and Slippy were all
feeling quite malnourished and dejected, stranded inside a cave near
the summit of Corneria Mountain, anxiously awaiting some food. They
had been sent on a mission to help locate a group of Anglar loyalists
hiding nearbye the mountain, but hadn't found so much as a single
footprint to indicate that there was any enemy activity. The only
weapon General Pepper had allowed Fox to have for the tedious on-foot
mission was Krystal's staff, which had been given a new
transformation spell. General Pepper knew that Fox was extremely
trigger-happy and so he tended to force Fox to use Krystal's staff,
much to the amusement of Krystal. Fox, Falco and Slippy, when left
alone, were the most argumentative trio you could ever envisage. When
morning finally came, Slippy and Falco both went insane, and began
hopping around on all fours, Falco squawking
and Slippy croaking
and ribbeting. The previous night, Slippy and Falco had even used the
magic from Krystal's staff to transform themselves into gigantic
hilarious radioactive meowing pinecone-eating snails that so as to
prevent themselves from going any crazier and reverting to
cannibalism. The meowing had caused Fox to toss and turn and not get
any sleep.
"I don't care HOW hungry or belligerant you are!"
Fox snorted. "Don't keep me up all night, I'd much rather
you
two just eat each other!". Slippy glanced at Falco and started
halluscinating. He saw Falco as a huge plate of fried chicken legs,
and suddenly the young frog began salivating uncontrollably. Falco
envisioned Slippy as a pile of green jello, but just as they were
truly about to eat each other, a huge military jet flew over their
hiding place, and dropped a huge bucket of potato salad, labeled
"Peppy's Potato Salad, Eat Me, Love Peppy". A note also
came with the potato salad stating that it was magical. Could this be
an attempt on their lives by the Anglar forces, posion, perhaps?
Would they eat the potato salad? Find out!
"Peppy, you saved
us, not to mention our lives!!! Let's dig in and eat this stuff!"
said Slippy.
"I have my doubts about this. This is only the
seventh time this week we've had random military jets drop
random
food products with strange fortune cookie esque sayings on them!"
said the eternally skeptical Falco.
"I'm more happy than a
superhero sushi craving slimy slug in a soda pop store!!!" said
Fox, whose eyes lit up like a beacon made from baked beans. Fox
Mcloud himself had never seen such delicious potato salad, and was
half tempted to devour the entire salad in one bite and sell the
bucket to Mario and Wario.
TO BE CONTINUED......