A-Z tips on being a part of the team!
A: always have backup! especially if you are Jenny, Sarah or Connor!...(mainly Connor!)
B: beware of insignificant and ordinary little men, they're always behind the bombs and other such goings on at the ARC!
C: Claudia Brown was real! Never doubt her existance, it could get you killed...or lose you the love of your life!
D: dealing with creatures can be dangerous! Stick to Abby like glue!
E: each creature is different, but most of them want to eat you!
F: forgetting the past is impossible in this job!
G: giving Connor a gun in NEVER a good idea!
H: Helen Cutter: BAD NEWS!
I: if someone tells you that they 'have a bad feeling about it' stop whatever you are doing, step away from the anomaly and KISS HER! chances are you're in love with whoever is saying it and you are never gonna see them again!
J: Jenny Lewis is not someone to mess with! She is always right and she always wins in any type of argument! And she can hurt you with her shoes!
K: killing on sight: NEVER a good idea! unless you have reason to believe it's Helen Cutter!
L: listen to Cutter because he's always right and if Cutter's not there, listen to Jenny because chances are she's thinking "What would Cutter do in this situation?"
M: it is a well known fact, among the team that most creatures can be killed, or injured, using electricity!
N: NEVER, I repeat, NEVER trust that EVIL coniving BITCH, HELEN CUTTER!
O: on the surface, the team appears calm, but when they SNAP, you are in trouble!
P: pleasing Lester is a good thing to do! It means he's less likely to give you a pay-cut!
Q: quick reflexes work well in this job, but if you are like Connor and have NO hand-eye co-ordination, stick to Abby like glue!
R: raising a point during a Jenny/Cutter argument is never a good idea, they will forget their argument and turn on you instead, giving you a lecture about something utterly unimportant as Connor laughs at you from behind them.
S: shooting Abby is NEVER a good idea, she will kick your ASS!
T: the team will always have you back when you are in trouble! They will be there when you need them! they might be a little late...but they'll be there!
U: 'under the circumstances' is Lesters favourite phrase but don't laugh when he repeats it over and over because he will give you a major pay cut!
V: vocally expressing your fear (screaming) will only attract more predators. Hence why Connor needs extra underwear! He can't scream, he prefere's to pee!
W: when being chased in a vehicle by a huge dinosaur, always have Danny on stand-by! with a helicopter when possible!
X: xtra underpants, as I said before, always a good idea!
Y: you mess with one of the team, you mess with allll of the team!
Z: zazzy cars always come in handy!
I don't know weather to add to this, so opinions are more than welcome!
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Ella x