"So where are we going?" we all know that phrase even after explaining the
same thing to the same person a billion times Peregrine Took and his
brother Matthew Took (also known as Pippin and Matt) still wont get it.
Lets reverse things back to the start. It started out just as 2 brothers
then their mother decided to have more children. 7 to be exact all of them
were girls. While pippin and matt grew up in a very populated house not
just because of so many people but they were intimidated that this would
happen to them in the real world so the brothers made a vow never to get a
girlfriend so they would not give the same thing to there sons of the
frightening thought of 7 sisters.
But then 4 years later it was their dear friend, frodo, and his uncle's birthday. Of course at the party there was gandalf the gray, the magical wizard, just as pippin, matt, and merry had predicted. They knew, as always he would bring the fireworks packed with magic. The three would not resist this kind of temptation. So they stole one very large red dragon scaled firework. Merry lit it. "Put it in the ground!" said Matt. "It is in the ground!" said pippin. The red dragon took of in to the air as they yelled "AH!!" It almost hit the people at the party but man it was a blast. "Lets get another one." Merry said. Getting pulled up by the ear isn't exactly the most pleasant thing but I guess most things are pleasant after you do something wrong. "Tooks and Brandybuck. I should've known." Gandalf said, "you'll be washing dishes tonight"
It was while we were washing dishes that I saw her the most beautiful thing I had ever seen in the small shire of ours. I had never seen her in all my lifetime. I thought to myself she must be new. "I see that you're staring at the new girl," Merry said. "Yeah, who is she?" I said. "I heard she's from far away." pippin said. "I've heard she's not from this world." Merry said. "She's definitely new to my world." I said. " Her name is Arian Jostler." Pippin said. " Why don't you go ask her to dance with you" Merry said. " We can keep gandalf busy for a little while." pippin said.
I walked over there my heart beating faster every step of the way. By the time I was there I was ready to go back. But I still went forward. "HiI'mmatthewtookdoyouwanttodance." The words came really fast out of my mouth. "Sure I'm Arian," she said in return as if she really understood the words coming out of my mouth. "So why'd you move to here?" I said " Well, about a year ago," she said, "my mom and dad divorced. They never were really good at getting along so they finally broke up and I came here." " I grew up with 7 sisters that's why I spoke so fast earlier. I'm kind of intimidated by girls because of them," I said, " but I don't feel intimidated by you." She said" thanks." And leaned over and kissed me on the cheek. I was turning very red at that moment. Pippin saw that and remember the vow that he and I had made as little kids and ran at me like a charging bull. Too bad at the moment I was red. He went so fast he ran me over and started punching me. Arian had to pull him off me. "You promised!" he yelled. "You said we would never have any kind of a girlfriend! That kiss said that she is going out with you! You lied! You lied!" "Pippin, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I just had feelings for her and-" He cut me off "so what I have feelings for a lot of girls I don't go out with every one I meet." "Lets just get rid of that stupid vow. We'll never be able to keep the took family name going if we don't marry." "If you get rid of it I'll get rid of it." "Ok" "How about ale?" Merry said. " How about a drinking song." Pippin said. " I'll sit this one out." I said." Sorry about that, Arian." "Its okay."
We kept dancing for the rest of that evening until it came to bilbo's speech. Then in the idle of the speech he disappeared. It boggled everyone. He just said goodbye and disappeared.
But then 4 years later it was their dear friend, frodo, and his uncle's birthday. Of course at the party there was gandalf the gray, the magical wizard, just as pippin, matt, and merry had predicted. They knew, as always he would bring the fireworks packed with magic. The three would not resist this kind of temptation. So they stole one very large red dragon scaled firework. Merry lit it. "Put it in the ground!" said Matt. "It is in the ground!" said pippin. The red dragon took of in to the air as they yelled "AH!!" It almost hit the people at the party but man it was a blast. "Lets get another one." Merry said. Getting pulled up by the ear isn't exactly the most pleasant thing but I guess most things are pleasant after you do something wrong. "Tooks and Brandybuck. I should've known." Gandalf said, "you'll be washing dishes tonight"
It was while we were washing dishes that I saw her the most beautiful thing I had ever seen in the small shire of ours. I had never seen her in all my lifetime. I thought to myself she must be new. "I see that you're staring at the new girl," Merry said. "Yeah, who is she?" I said. "I heard she's from far away." pippin said. "I've heard she's not from this world." Merry said. "She's definitely new to my world." I said. " Her name is Arian Jostler." Pippin said. " Why don't you go ask her to dance with you" Merry said. " We can keep gandalf busy for a little while." pippin said.
I walked over there my heart beating faster every step of the way. By the time I was there I was ready to go back. But I still went forward. "HiI'mmatthewtookdoyouwanttodance." The words came really fast out of my mouth. "Sure I'm Arian," she said in return as if she really understood the words coming out of my mouth. "So why'd you move to here?" I said " Well, about a year ago," she said, "my mom and dad divorced. They never were really good at getting along so they finally broke up and I came here." " I grew up with 7 sisters that's why I spoke so fast earlier. I'm kind of intimidated by girls because of them," I said, " but I don't feel intimidated by you." She said" thanks." And leaned over and kissed me on the cheek. I was turning very red at that moment. Pippin saw that and remember the vow that he and I had made as little kids and ran at me like a charging bull. Too bad at the moment I was red. He went so fast he ran me over and started punching me. Arian had to pull him off me. "You promised!" he yelled. "You said we would never have any kind of a girlfriend! That kiss said that she is going out with you! You lied! You lied!" "Pippin, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I just had feelings for her and-" He cut me off "so what I have feelings for a lot of girls I don't go out with every one I meet." "Lets just get rid of that stupid vow. We'll never be able to keep the took family name going if we don't marry." "If you get rid of it I'll get rid of it." "Ok" "How about ale?" Merry said. " How about a drinking song." Pippin said. " I'll sit this one out." I said." Sorry about that, Arian." "Its okay."
We kept dancing for the rest of that evening until it came to bilbo's speech. Then in the idle of the speech he disappeared. It boggled everyone. He just said goodbye and disappeared.