I am about to become a freshman and guess what? I'm still single. So in honor of that, I'm doing a series of oneshots base off of how I would love to be asked out. Or how I think would be a cute way of showing someone you liked them.
1. Kiss her in a dream and pretend it's part of the job
"Quick, give me a kiss."
She doesn't say anything, just leans in and allows him to press his lips to hers for just a second longer than needed.
She opens her mouth and says…
"They're still looking at us."
Well, there goes his dreams of her saying something less job-related.
But what can he do? He goes along with it.
"Yeah, it was a worth a shot. We should probably get out of here."
He gets up, careful not to look at her, and prepares for the next part of the job. When everyone but him is finally under, he manages to mutter out a string of expletives as he realizes that his attempt has not really succeeded.