Kylie… spank you.

A/N: I know it won't seem like it, but this story is actually on the fluff side, once you're over the first chapter. I was intending on making it a one shot but it was getting too long and I kept seeing part where it could be cut. So chapter two is done, and part of the third one.

I'll let people know when we've reached the chapter that started this, meaning I had the idea of making that chapter but had to have some foundation before actually making it. That chapter would most likely be the fourth or fifth.

Now on to enjoying this.

.o0 A Friday Night Dinner 0o.

"Pregnant!" Emily shrieked.

"Mom..." Lorelai warned, she was sitting next to Luke and squeezed his hand. Rory was sitting on Lorelai's other side and she was looking down at her lap.

"Don't 'Mom' me, Lorelai. This is not the same as with you, you're married and older. She's just a child"

"She's older than I was when I had her" Lorelai pointed out. "And they're engaged, so that's almost like married, which is almost like I am right now, which is not so bad" Lorelai said trying to convince Emily. Lorelai was four months pregnant, and Rory had just found out she was also pregnant.

Luke and Richard were keeping everything inside; on Luke's side was because he had already exploded at Jess for doing that, for being so careless, and on Richard's side was because he was so shocked he didn't know what to say, everything felt too familiar.

Jess was driving from New York for this dinner, the 'tell the grandparents' dinner also know as 'kill Jess and have him for dinner' dinner. So far he was half an hour late and since they had already told the grandparents they had 'news' for them, Emily kept prying until she got Rory to snap and blurt out 'I'm pregnant!' for everybody in a three mile radios to hear. Granted from there on everything that was said, was said very loudly. And the longer it'd take Jess to get there, the worst Emily will make it for him. Though there was the chance that if he took long enough then Emily would be all talked out; although that would only happen if he took five years to get there, give or take a year. Also, the more Jess took to get there, the more Lorelai wanted to pound on him a little and her pregnancy hormones weren't helping his case.

"She is not getting married" Emily said appalled. "They are too young…"

"You didn't think I was too young when you wanted me to marry Chris" Lorelai reminded her as Rory's cell rang.

"That was different!"

"Yes, we were younger!" this had turned into a Lorelai and Emily bash, they hadn't had one in a long time, because things had been good. Rory had looked at the display in her cell phone and it said 'Jess'.

"You were pregnant!"

"So is she!" Lorelai was loosing it, Emily was going around in circles, Rory stood up and walked over to the stairs for a little privacy.

"Jess, where are you?" she asked answering her phone harshly.

"Are you a relative of Jess Mariano?" a voice on the phone asked.

"Umm… y-yes, I'm his fiancé. Where's Jess?" Rory asked frowning. A couple seconds later she gasped and the phone fell from her grip and cracked on the floor. The sound pulling Luke out of his daze and his eyes turned over to her.

"Rory?" he asked tentatively but Rory seemed in a different plane of existence. Luke frowned and got up; he reached her and noticed the phone on the floor and picked it up. "Hello? Jess?"

"Who is this?" the voice in the phone asked.

"I could ask you the same thing…" Luke growled, Lorelai heard him and put pause on her and Emily's 'disagreement', she also noticed Rory's pale complexion.

"I'm sorry; I'm calling from Mount Sinai Hospital in New York, I was talking to Mr. Mariano's fiancé…"

"Jess? What happened to Jess?" Luke asked fearing the answer; Lorelai's head snapped towards Luke, she had been with Rory trying to coax her into talking.

"I'm sorry, but I'm not authorized to tell you that"

"I'm his uncle, and was his legal guardian so…" Luke was prepared for a long rant.

"Oh, ok then… what's your name sir?"

"Luke"

"Alright, Luke, as I was telling Mr. Mariano's fiancé there was a big car pile up leaving New York a while ago, people are still working to clean it up actually, and apparently Mr. Mariano was involved…" the voice in the phone gave Luke a couple seconds so the news would set in before continuing. "We need someone to come here and identify the body…"

"Body?" Luke also turned a little pale; Lorelai frowned and turned to look at Rory who didn't seem shocked by Luke's word.

From that moment on Luke took charge, he arranged everything, called everyone. Was a good husband to his pregnant wife while also being a supportive figure towards Rory, a depressed and pregnant Rory. Sometimes spending more time with Rory than he did with Lorelai. Tending to every wish both pregnant Gilmore girls came up with was extremely exhausting, but he wouldn't have it any other way.

There were days where it felt like he was dealing with a pregnant wife and a pregnant daughter, though he'd never admit it.

On days where he thought of it, it made his head hurt; his step daughter was having his nephews' baby, which made that baby his…? And that's when his head hurt. Not to mention that his wife was going to be the grandmother of his nephews baby, which again would make the baby his…? Wait, his wife was going to be a grandmother, and his son was only going to be a couple months older than his… nephew? Cousin? Who knew, the point was that they were a family and that was all that mattered.

You've been LoVeLuKe-ized

Sad-ish, yes, but it'll get better and if you review then that'll show people actually want to see the rest and are giving it a try.

Also I might be persuaded to add stuff to the other chapters, but no I will not revive Jess because that cuts into the story and, well… like the genie on Aladdin said: it's icky (or something like that)

Oh! I am currently working on Different Start, Unexpected Result, on the sequel to Different Start, on the third chapter of Fantasy (LiveJournal), so expect updates soon.