Howdy everyone, this is General Rhapsodos, I am here to let you know how appreciative I am of every single one of you who are supporting me, whether you joined at the beginning or right now, I'm very glad to have every single one of you on board, because without you, In probably would've given up writing ages ago.
So, to show you my appreciation, I have decided to do a little something special, I am going to write a series of one-shots of our favourite boy-who-lived, and sometimes our new Keyblade Mistress defeating Voldemort with a series of different powers, such as Sans' telekinesis, the Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver and even the superpower of "Shattering". I hope you'll like it.
The chapters won't be very long, but I hope you enjoy them and I hope to write at least 1000 words each chapter.
Finally, if any of you want a certain power featured, please send me a PM or a review with the power written, I shall be writing down the powers in a list, so this may go on for some time if you want more.
Warning: I shall not be starting the chapters with a background of Harry or Rebecca, so previous knowledge of these characters is advised, but not completely necessary.
Now let's start.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or the powers from previously created books, TV shows etc.
Chapter 1: Geeeettttt dunked on.
Harry Potter was sitting in the Room of Requirements during his fifth year at Hogwarts' School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He had just finished teaching the DA about Lethifolds and was currently searching through history books made in the year 201X.
The book was called "Get dunked on," it was written by someone known only as Sans, it was written in the font known as Comic Sans and it described the usage of "Shortcuts." "blue attacks" and "special attacks." However, the part Harry found most intriguing was the part on Telekinesis which simply allowed the user to control their surrounding by simply thinking about it. Harry just knew this would help him with the upcoming war against Lord Voldemort.
Harry read through the book very carefully, taking in every single word carefully, he found the fact that there was no capital letters at all in the book hilarious and annoying at the same time.
Over the next 3 hours, Harry had only managed to complete the first chapter which really only described the use of "Bone attacks." At 11pm, Harry put the book in his bag and walked out of the Room of Requirement and went to bed. In the background, a short, stout skeleton in slippers and a thick, blue coat watched as Harry left the room with a grin on his face. "enjoy, mr. potter." He said in a New York accent.
Over the next few months, Harry studied the book almost fanatically, learning and practicing everything he read. By the time Harry rushed off to the Ministry he was relatively decent in bone and Telekinetic attacks. So, when he watched in horror as his godfather, Sirius Black fell through the Veil, his eyes went completely black, a blue light shining in his left eye and a wide grin on his face, he turned to Bellatrix Lestrange and promised "You're gonna have a BAD TIME, dirty godfather killer."
He raised his right arm, capturing Bellatrix in a blue light before sending her flying all around the room, crashing into the bones now sticking out of the uneven walls, bringing her HP, or HOPE, down to 1. "Do you surrender?" Harry asked, still grinning from ear to ear, his friends looking on in fascination, and Luna looking at him knowingly.
"Mercy." The battered dark witch wheezed out.
Harry simply grinned before summoning a lot of bones through her, completely killing her. Suddenly, comical music rang out around the Atrium as Harry laughed. "Geeetttt dunked on."
After Harry got back from the Ministry, Dumbledore confronted him about his new powers, which Harry casually told him that the new power is probably the "Power he knows" not.
Over the next year, as Harry read the book, he got lazier and lazier as he mastered the teleportation power which he used to entertain the students, and occasionally help them by taking "shortcuts" to their lessons. He still passed all of his classes and exams.
Dumbledore had also spent the whole year with the now slipper wearing student about Voldemort's past and basically wasting Harry's sleeping time.
At the end of the year, Dumbledore took him to a cave on the Coast where they found a locket, thought to be one of Voldemort's 'Horcruxes' and fought Inferi, which Harry simply disintegrated with the power described as Gaster Blasters. When he and Dumbledore, who was in a very weakened state from retrieving the locket, returned to Hogsmede, they borrowed a couple of broomsticks, flew up to the Astronomy tower where they found a tea table waiting for them and about 5 Death Eaters sitting around it, waiting for them. The duo sat down and drank some tea with the Death Eaters before Severus Snape rudely interrupted the party and murdered Dumbldore. Harry simply replied by impaling Snape on a bone before finishing the Party with the Death Eaters and sending them on their way.
After the summer, Harry, who had now taken to wear a large blue jacket, and his friends Ron and Hermione went to a wedding, which was nice and lazy.
Unfortunately, the nice relaxing party was interrupted quite rudely when the Death Eater's Harry had enjoyed a nice Tea with decided to join the party. It was a shame they only had their Death Eater robes to wear because everyone started sending curses at the newcomers, meaning Harry had to grab Ron and Hermione and take a "shortcut" to Grimmauld Place.
Over the next month, the trio planned a raid on the Ministry, which succeeded in retrieving a locket from Umbridge who had kindly volunteered to be Harry's test subject on the Power of Blue Attacks alongside a man named Yaxley, it's a shame they moved, because they might have lived then.
After the trio escaped from the Ministry, they once again holed up in Grimmauld Place. They found the Sword of Gyffindor, which for some reason Harry just seemed to get. He really loved the shortcuts he took to the Headmaster's Office where he got a lot of cool stuff, like Liquorish Snaps.
They destroyed the Locket which was pretty disinteresting. Over the year, they travelled through England collecting little trinkets from Voldemort's past and destroying them. Next they paid a visit to Gringott's where they asked kindly, with the help of a Dragon for Hufflepuff's Cup, before they left for Hogwarts where they found a lovely little crown which once belonged to Rowena Ravenclaw. It's a shame they had to destroy it; it would've looked quite pretty on Hermione.
Finally, after killing a large snake which Harry assumed was Nagini, it was time to fight Voldemort.
"it's a beautiful day outside." Harry stated, looking at Voldemort. "Birds are singing, flowers are blooming, and people like you… SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL!"
Standing face-to-face with each other, Harry started singing while sending in his powers to kill Voldemort, who somehow dodged them and sent Avada Kedavra's at the boy.
Turn around kid, it'd be a crime,
If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you,
so don't step over that line,
Or else, friend, you're gonna have a bad time.
But kids like you don't play by the rules,
And guys like me,
it ain't easy to be played for fools,
So let's go, let the room get chiller...
Let's go, DIRTY MOTHER KILLER.
Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able,
Guess you've figured now that mercy's off the table.
I can tell you're getting really sick of trying,
But I think you're just mad you keep dying.
You're not gonna win, we'll be here together,
Fighting in this judgement hall forever.
I know you just reset each time I beat ya',
But I'll always be right back here to meet ya'.
I know you're made of
Lo-o-o-o-ooove, lo-o-o-o-oove, lo-o-o-o-ooove. (x2)(Instrumental music)
This is where it stops,
This is where it ends.
If you want to get past me,
Well, you better try again.
But no matter how I stall you, But I think I'm stronger than you.
You don't give up your attack.
Do you just like the feeling
Of your sins CRAWLING on your back?
Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able.
You should know by now that mercy's off the table.
Think that you can try to spare me like I'm some pawn?
Well, you didn't spare my brother, so GET DUNKED ON!I know you made my friends all disappear,
But everything they cared about is why I'm here.
I am their mercy, I am their vengeance,
I am DETERMINATION.I know you're made of
Lo-o-o-o-ooove, lo-o-o-o-oove, lo-o-o-o-ooove.
Harry, who had turned completely into Sans the Human, crushed Voldemorts with a tonne of bones, killing the Dark Lord once and for all as, once again; comical music started playing and Sans laughed in a New York accent. "Geeeettttt dunked on!"
End chapter.
Words: 1,316
I hope you enjoyed that, I certainly had fun. Don't forget to send PM's or reviews with other powers you want to see Harry or Rebecca use to kill Voldemort.
Chapter 2 however, has already been planned and it's going to be the power of Genesis Rhapsodos as used by Rebecca.