Oh so special twilight bloopers!!
Property of doma edyta gabija and lojane and me!!
Stephenie may own twilight, but we own our own jokes!!
One day after school if Jacob went to Con Katz school………
"I'm telling you Bella, Emmett started it!" I yelled for the f'ing 10th time "he pulled a 'your daddy' joke on my dad, he deserved losing his ear!!"
"Whatever, your lucky Carlisle sewed it back on!" Bella said with annoyed expression, leaning on Edward.
I walked over to the Rabbit as they walked to the Volvo.
My claws had unsheathed themselves in my fight with Bella and I was about to reach for the door handle when Ms. Liddizle yelled "heads up Jake!!"
I instinctively reached for the football, catching it in one hand, but also hearing a loud scraping on metal noise.
I turned around slowly, tears already brimming as I looked at my car door.
Five long, deep scars marred the shining metal, my fingerings already healed but covered in blood from the friction.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOT MY BABY!!"
I curled up into an unbreakable ball and cried till my eyes were bleeding, though they healed in seconds.
I hate you Ms. Liddizille!!