To Kyle the stupid jew:
Kahl I wrote this letter becuz I was bored & felt like pissing u off. You're a stupid jew & I hate u. I swear I wil get your jew gold! I deserve it! U don't deserve shit!
Because ur a stupid goddamn jew. I hate u wit everythin in my body. I swear u need 2 stop callin me fat! I told you im nt fat im big boned!
Y dnt u eva listen 2 me kahl! I kno y its bucuz ur a goddamn jinger jersey jew. The deadly 3 j's! ur evil! Pure evil.
And ur bitch of a mom is rly annoying. She is just a damn fat bitch! U & her with ur jinger hair. Stupid jew. I will get rid of all da jew 1 day! You wil c! I wil b just like Hitler! I will exterminate all jews! And ur evilness.
Your dads a looser 2! He just goes & gets high off of cat piss, just like keanny. U & ur jew family need to leave and go bac 2 jew land where the jews r from.
Stan and u r gay 4 eachother. U & ur little boyfriend r gay 4 eachother. U & ur little hippie boyfriend r always together. Its gross. Absoulutly disgusting! Take ur fagness somewhere else. Im getting tired of u 2!
U guys just need 2 admit that ur gay 4 eachother. That exactly y every time I make a joke like dat u 2 flip out. I mean god! How much sand do u hav in ur vagina kahl? U really need 2 get that outta there its unsanitary.
Very inapropreate to have sand up there. Just take a shower & wash it out… damn. I kno ur bout 2 flip out & rip this letter but u kno u want 2 finish reading it.
Kahl its pretty obv ur gay since u sucked on my balls & enjoyed it. U kno u liked my salty balls. U just kept sucking & sucking on them den u went down a 2nd time.
And yak no keeany, im tired of that poor piece of shit. He is so poor
Kahl ur a stupid ugly ass jew & u kno I shouldn't hav been bottom on the 2nd list. The 1st list was correct. Not the 2nd! The 1st! where u were on the bottom! Not me!
U belong with the ugly people 4eva! So fuck u kahl! Fuck u rite up ur damn sandy vagina! Bucuz we all kno Stan has! Im surprised ur little boyfriend hasn't gotten u preggo yet.
Then u 2 wld hav stupid little red head jews! And I bet that u wld hav them in jersey. So they wld also b the 3 j's! it would just b disgusting!
& I kno ur thinking rite now that urn t a girl & u cnt get preggo with stans kidz bucuz u don't hav a vagina but stop tellin urself dat kahl.
Ur a girl & u just dnt wanna admit that. But come on kahl give up. Stop pretending. That's y ur a pussy when it comes 2 standing up 2 ur mother! Cuz girls r pussy becuz they hav pussys!
Give it up kahl. And ur mother needs 2 shut her bitch mouth & go bake me a pie! Becuz dats wat women like u need 2 do is stay in the kitchen and bake some pies and cakes! And then give them all 2 me!
So go fuck Stan & seriouslh get that sand outta ur vagina, im seriouslh .
I hate u kahl, from ur amazing not fat but
super sexy, skinny, seriouslh awesome
not friend Cartman
Ps. So fuck u kahl!
Pss. fuck u rite in ur sandy vagina!