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This is set where Roy and Riza are married and they have a daughter. This was requested to be made like so my annoyedbyyou. We are currently making this story to amuse ourselves because we're bored. Its basically a fanfic of how the usually serious characters of FMA would cope with body guarding the funny and comical Bill.
FMA meets Bill Nye the Science Guy
Roy read his newest assignment to as his daughter clung to his arm in a desperate attempt to get attention.
Roy Mustang the "Flame Alchemist", Edward Elric the "Fullmetal Alchemist", and military officer Jean Havoc are to assume responsibility of the protection of the famous scientist, Bill Nye.
The man is currently shooting crucial documentaries about alchemy.
He is in danger of being attacked by an unknown organization that claims his studies are corrupt.
Body-guarding wasn't his favorite job, and apparently it that was the same for Edward who was in the corner talking under his breath. The words he were able to hear weren't entirely too pleasant. Havoc was whining to Breda about the date with his girlfriend he was going to miss and that he wasn't getting paid enough to do all this.
Roy was about to toss the paper when Lira, his daughter, decided that the document was the reason she was getting ignored.
She snapped her fingers and it burst into flames.
Roy snapped his head to look at her, "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT USING ALCHEMY IN HERE!"
She shook under his rage, "You said you taught it for self defense, never to use it on family and friends, and that the office just installed new fire-"
She was stopped short as the smoke reached the smoke detector. A loud alarm went off and sprinklers shot water across the room.
It all ended with Roy getting extremely mad, everyone getting sopping wet, and Lira being grounded for a month.
The next day, Roy, Havoc, and Ed hurried to the Fuhrer's office. They had been called there to meet the man they would be guarding.
They were all imagining what he would be like. Obviously he would be very serious and intelligent.
Havoc pictured him as very tall and handsome, most likely a ladies man.
Roy thought that he would look powerful and commanding.
Ed imagined he'd be some old guy that thought he was better than everyone else.
The quickly piled into a large lab and were met by something none of them had expected.
Standing before them, was a man with wavy brown hair, bushy eye brows, and an almost comical look on his face. He wore a white collared shirt and khaki pants under a very stereotypical lab coat. The most noticeable part of his attire, was the taki polka-dotted bow tie he had on.
When they walked into the room, he smiled brightly and went over to them.
Holding out his hand to Mustang he spoke out cheerily, "The name's Bill, nice to meet you!"
The Colonel hesitated for a second, but quickly accepted the greeting, "Roy Mustang, these are my subordinating officers, Edward Elric the "Fullmetal Alchemist" and Jean Havoc." He said all this and then went from the introduction to the important part, "We're here to body guard you and help you in your documentary of basic alchemy."
The strange man laughed at this and went on explaining his plans of how the video was to be made, "I'll definitely want a demonstration of those flames you use Roy." The Colonel flinched at being addressed so informally.
Taking no apparent notice, Bill went on, "Jean can help me out by being one of my helpers, though I'm terribly sorry to say you won't be allowed to use cigarettes in my studio." Ed suppressed laughter as Havoc gave a look of dismay.
He snapped to attention when he heard his name, "As for Edward here, I'm missing a kid for the Do-It-Yourself Science Lab"
The humor quickly passed to the others as Ed's face turned to one of annoyance and loathing.
Bill could only stare at the anger boiling in the young blond.
Hmmmm, a lot like boiling water. However, if water gets to hot……….
Just as was hypothesized, Ed seemed to blow steam out of the roof of his head, "Who are you calling SMALL? It sure as Hell better not have been me!"
It was going to be a difficult mission, and everyone knew it. In fact, the only one looking forward to this was the famous Bill Nye the Science Guy.
I know it's short, but im gonna expand it if i get reviews. This is just to see if anyone is interested.