Beach Wars and Loving Chapter 1
"Soul! Get your lazy ass out of bed were going to the beach with the gang!" Maka shouts at Soul
But Soul ignores Maka and just rolls over going back to sleep.
"Soul I mean it do I have to drag you out myself!"
Silence...
"I'm going to take that as a yes then..." So Maka flings open Soul's bedroom door and just as she grabs his shoulder he rolls over dragging Maka with him. Maka falls over him until she is facing his sleeping face.
"Soul wake up!" Maka shouts but instead Soul pulls her closer their lips almost in reach of each other's
"Maka shut up" Soul says putting his hand on her mouth mumbling her shouts.
"Maka – chop!" Maka mumbles behind Souls hand planting a very big hard backed book into his head.
"Ouch Maka what the hell was that for?"
"FOR NOT GETTING YOUR LAZY FUCKING ASS OUT OF BED THAT'S WHY!"
"Ok chill there tiny tits! I'm up" Soul says just before he gets yet another Maka chop
"Don't call me tiny tits small dick!" Maka shouted "Oi you bitch I'm going to kill you no wait actually I'm going to embarrass the heck out of you at the beach!" Soul says grinning evilly
Maka storms off to get ready.
SOULS P.O.V
Stupid Maka! I have not got I small dick I don't think so anyway...
When I spot Maka coming out of her room she is wearing a skimpy bikini with a translucent white skirt over the top. That's when I feel a nose bleed coming on but I quickly run to the bathroom making sure it had stopped but then all of a sudden Maka bends over showing her round perfect ass and POW! I'm on the floor with blood spewing out of my nose and then...
MAKA'S P.O.V
Stupid Soul my tits aren't that small! Or are they?
I walk out of my room to see Soul looking at me but then he runs to the bathroom but when he comes out I am not facing him because I dropped something on the floor and then a loud thud sounds behind me and when I turn around I see soul on the floor nose spewing blood like there's no tomorrow "MAKA-CHOP! Soul you are such a pervert you know that right?" I ask the now unconscious Soul.
NORMAL (NO ONES P.O.V.)
Once everyone in the gang had met up at the beach and Soul still being unconscious Maka decides to drag Soul to the water's edge and wait for a big wave before she grabs his head and dunks it under the water.
A few seconds later Soul wakes up and tries to fight off Maka's hand to get air but doesn't succeed because Maka then decides to sit on his back still holding his head under.
But then Soul bucks underneath Maka causing Maka to fall off Soul's back and land in the water next to him surprise written across her face.
"Maka! Why in the name of God did you do that?" Soul shouts at Maka after regaining his breath
"I was only playing I didn't mean to make you mad!" Maka shouts back sounding very pissed off
"Of course that's why I nearly drown!" Soul shouts back but all Maka does is get up shove passed him and back to where the others were standing gobsmacked.
"Oh great..." Soul muttered to himself also walking back towards the others
SOUL'S P.O.V
Shit! I really messed up things with Maka maybe I should apologize... wait why should I apologize? It was Maka's fault for dunking me in the water and almost drowning me! Oh well let's see how this day progresses...
NORMAL (NO ONES P.O.V.)
As they day wore on Maka and Soul kept looking at each other then turning away as if in disgust
"Here we go again those two are forever arguing" Liz sighs as she sees them once again turning away from each other with a loud harrumph from both of them
"But sis it because there in love" Patty says looking at them and back to Liz
"True but they do get on my nerves when the-"Liz starts to say before...
"LIZ PATTY! WHY AREN'T YOUR BIKINIS SYMECTRICAL? I TOLD YOU PACIFFICALY TO WEAR SYMECTRICAL BIKINIS DIDN'T I! BUT NO LIZ YOU'RE WEARING A BLOODY HALTER NECK ONE AND PATTY IS WEARING A BRIGHT YELLOW AND GIRAFFE BOOB TUBE ONE! WHY DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND ME...?" Kid interrupts Liz shouting his head off at the Thompson sister's for the hundredth time this week for being unsymmetrical.
Maka's P.O.V
Why was I so stupid? I had to go and make Soul mad at me but how will I apologize the way he looks at me in disgust makes me want to cry... WAIT! Why would I care if Soul was disgusted with me? Then the last thing I wanted to see happen happened. Blair came running up in the skimpiest purple bikini in the history of bikinis and crushed Soul to her barely covered oversized chest. I almost went to rip her to shreds! But wait why am I being so protective... I clench and unclench my fists rapidly to stop myself from knocking the living shit out of her but what Soul did next I never seen coming...
SOUL'S P.O.V
And yet again another dirty look from Maka! What is her problem it's her fault that were in this mess all because she tried to drown me... Oh well...
I get up but as I turn to my left Blair in the smallest thing I think she has ever warn but when she crushed me to her chest almost suffocating the one thing that normally happens... actually didn't happen. I didn't get a nose bleed! What the fuck! That is new I always do but maybe... nope I must be used to it but if Blair doesn't let go in a minute she is going to be in trouble with Maka...
Maka's P.O.V
Okay breathe! Maka breathe! Soul can do whatever he wants it's not up to me to decide what he can and can't do... Wait he hasn't got a nose bleed! No blood anywhere just by the looks of things he seems to enjoy it... MAKA NO! FUCK FUCK FUCK! Blair. If. You. Don't. Let. Go. Of. Him. In. Ten. Seconds. You. One. Dead. Kitty! I think my thought is so strong Soul can probably hear every word as if I was screaming in his ear but I don't care because if he heard me then he wouldn't be snuggling into her fake plastic boobs still! I clench and unclench my fist and the first person to notice is Kid and when he alerts the others they all restrain me because they know how angry I am and I hear in a whisper.
"I told you she liked him Patty."
I don't care because if that over grown chested kitty don't let go she will die!
Let this war begin!
Uh oh Blair's in for a spot of trouble... I wonder why Souls nose didn't bleed when Blair crushed him to her chest and it did when Maka bent over... Tee hee XD