~I found this on my computer... I had written it a while ago. Enjoy!~
"Oh, how I miss him: my big, lovable Moblin.
"His smell was intoxicating. Kind of a mixture of dirty socks and vinegar. I would breathe it in as much as possible when he came to my cage to feed me. He always said I smelled good too and that I looked delicious. I've always tried to be presentable, and finally someone noticed it!
"I've waited forever for his letter and… what does this say?
"I think he is proposing to me! Troo-loo-loo! Thank you, green kid!"
Maggie gave Link a heart piece.
As he walked away, Link thought, "She's nuts."