Hey guys! So, this is my FIRST P&F story, and I'm kinda rusty : / so… I guess I'll just have to try!

A ten year old Carl was out searching for animals. Any baby animal that didn't heave any parents could be taken; to join the agency. So far, they ha no animals. Major Monogram said that if Carl could get a baby animal by tomorrow, then he could rank up to…. UNPAID INTERN! Carl was walking when he saw a little egg on the ground. It was smallish, and kind of had a bluish tint.

He carried it home gently and placed it in the only item where he knew it would be safe. A small brown fedora with a black stripe. The egg somehow seemed to relax. He smiled, knowing that the next day the Major would be there.

*The Next Day*

Major knocked on the door, waiting for the young orphan boy to open the door. Soon, the door opened, and there he was.

"Hello, Carl." (RANDOM FACT! Carl's full name is Carl Karl…. TRUE STORY!)

Carl welcomed him in, and led him over to the hat.

"I guess we can try a bird…" Major M. said.

But suddenly, The egg Cracked, and when the small creature waddled out, the man had only one thing to say.

"A platypus?"

The big brown eyes stared up at the man, the platypus having only one thought on hi mind. Was this my daddy? The platypus said hello, but it came out more like 'Grgrgrgrgrgr'. The man smiled, and picked him up.

"Well, aren't you a cute one?"

The small newborn could easily be held in the palm of the big mans hand. The small platypus looked down, and jumped back into the hat, making the same 'Grgrgrgrgr' sound. It kind of sounded like a chirp. The man laughed, and pulled the hat out from under him, making the small platypus fall on his booty. Then the man put the hat on the platypus, though half of it would drag on the ground. The platypus still looked proud as ever, proud that he could were this 'hat', and proud that it was his hat.

Major M had gotten to a point where he knew that this tiny little platypus needed a bath. He took the small curious, animal and put him in the bathroom, closing the door. The small platypus didn't know what was going on, but he also didn't really care.

His Daddy was pouring this yellow goop into water, and the weird goop smelled funny. Perry had to hide, to get away from the nasty smell, so he hid in a Cabinent, but what he didn't know was that it was labeled:

GARBAGE DISPOSAL. DO NOT CRAWL IN, OR PUT IN METAL.

The small platypus liked the little room so much that he wanted to show his daddy. He opened up the small door, and called out to him. 'Grgrgrgr'

The man Twirled around suddenly, screamed out, "NO!" and watched in horror as the floor dropped out, and the small platypus fell down, to the grinding gears below.

Should I continue? PLEASE tell me!