Hey this is a Valentine's Day fic for all you loners out there who have no partner today or just broke up with your boyfriend or girlfriend and want to read a yaoi Story revolving around Lee then this is the story for you.

And for all of you who do have boyfriends or girlfriends what the fuck are you doing here go out and be with him/her this story is for all those who are single, broken heartened, crushers who got crushed, rejected, broken up with, depressed, loner Detentionaire fans who have had their hearts ripped from their chests, had liquid nitrogen dumped on them, smashed with a sledge hammer, vacuumed up then thrown into a fire, and then have the ashes thrown over a cliff, anyone who feels like this please speak up. Also if you want to do this to a person who hurt you or your friend please speak up.

Anyone who is reading this after V-Day this still applies to you if you have a boyfriend/girlfriend go out and be with them.

And for all the single readers after V-Day join me and reminisce in this story of romance, passion, and a love story revolving around Lee Ping and Four other guys that's right you hear me FOUR other hot guys. P.S. this has all the recent info up to episode 6 Dudes of Darkness which I had to watch in horrible quality.

Lee POV

9:57:47 PM, Nigma High, Friday

Normally I'd be running back to detention like every other day but today is different since school ended hours ago.

Now normally you'd think I'd be used to running back to the detention room by now but this was far from normal circumstances because I have to make it to there in a red dress, matching heels heels, and mask.

Have you ever tried walking it heels it's REALLY hard, let alone running in them.

I sharply turned a corner trying to ditch my pursuer but ended up slowly falling down a flight of stairs. I watched as he slowly dissent to the ground about to face plant.

'If I knew that today was going to turn out this weird I would have just stayed in bed'

7:47 Am, Nigma High

Lee was walking to school today since he wasn't allowed to ride with his mom from now on and he missed the bus. This was his mother trying to cut off all ties with her "miscreant son".

Lee had continued to walk on the side walk when a passing SUV backed up and slowly rolled down its passenger window to reveal Biffy.

"Hey loser, need a ride?" Asked the bully with a raised eyebrow.

Snapping out of shock Lee nodded and opened the door slid in sat down and closed the door and put his bag on his lap.

Biff took off as soon as the door was closed.

Lee was genially surprised at how good a driver Biff was, he honestly half expected to be holding on to his seat and hearing a lot of cussing from the driver but he didn't hear so much as a single swear.

Lee just stared at his lap quietly as they drove in silence.

When they were a block away from the school Lee told him to stop the car which he did and was curious to why the other was getting out of the car.

"What are you doing schools only a block away why you getting out now?" he asked the other with another raised brow.

Lee looked at him and then smiled.

"Well you got your rep to look after and I wouldn't be a very good friend if I trashed your rep by people seeing you being nice to me." His smile was forced at having to do this but he really was nice to Lee during detention so this is the least he could do.

"Thanks for the ride" Biff looked at him solemnly but nodded and took off.

Lee walked away to school there he saw Helga greet him and tried to kiss him, like he always tried to do when he was overly excited and was always looking close physical contact, but Lee stopped him with his hand. The foreign student gave up and Lee let go of his face.

"Zappy Valentine's day Lee the day for all the kissing and the smooching ya" Holger stated happily striking a cupid pose shooting an arrow at to lovers.

"Hey homes check it, it's the time of the year when you get to shower the chiketas with gifts and in return they have to give you some lip action man" came from the voice "player" in Lee Ping's small group of friends. (a/n sorry if I'm not good at writing him I don't really know how to write him that well)

Lee just laughed.

"Yeah actually it the day when it was time to celebrate the one day of the year when Aphrodite's would come down to the earth and bless different people with her beauty and worship her and in return she would give her worshipers gifts for worshiping her to give to their lovers that she had enchanted like roses that she had turned red with her own blood, blessing sugar canes and animal pelts so that they could make sweets and give their lovers animals that they have hunted themselves, and lastly she gave a romantic poem to the a man who so desperately wanted to confess his love to his beloved and through modernization throw-out the next millennium that's turned into giving roses, chocolates, stuffed animals, and poems on valentine's day." While Lee explained to his two friends he had gone to his locker.

"Wow man that's like really deep of you"

"Ya nail on thine head except in mine country we have battle dance with bears to prove our devotion to the females."

"Yeah well here Holger we don't dance with bears but give the one we love roses to symbolize your passion that you have for another" He tried to explain.

"Like that" he pointed to Lee's locker and there was a single red rose with a note on it.

Dear Lee,

I'm writing this and leaving it where you'll find it. It's not that I wouldn't like you to know who your secret admirer is, it's just that I'm really, really shy. I'm also afraid that if I tell you who I am, you'll reject me or laugh at me. So for now, I'd just like to admire you from afar. Admiring you isn't hard to do. You're the most attractive guy I know and no one in the rest of this school can hold a candle to you. And now I want you to be my date to the Valentine's day dance I'll be the one with the blue scarf.

Sincerely your future lover OXI OXI OXI

After finishing reading the letter he blushed. The other two looked over his shoulder at the letter.

Cam whistled.

"Man you don't even have to try all the ladies are just throwing themselves at you now."

"En ya but won't Brandi be mad about dis" Holger brought up

"I don't think that's going to be a problem ii think she is just using him for her own gain so she'll be mad but only cause her status will drop you get it man?"

The other two continued to banter back and forth while Lee just continued to stare at the letter blushing for three fold. One- this was the first time he's every received anything remotely romantic since not a lot of people find him attractive himself on the top of that list. Two- he's nervous about this meeting since it could just be a prank being pulled on him. Three-he knew that it was written by a guy because OXI means hugs, kisses, and boners.

Now Lee's never been one to label people but he knew for a fact that he didn't like girls the second he kissed Brandi and felt nothing and a little vomit enduing from just thinking about it.

9:10 Am, Period 1

The only thing that Lee could think about all period was who his secret admire could be.

11:10 Am Gym 3rd period

Lee was still thinking about the note that was left on his locker and wondered of the person who framed him wrote it. He was so preoccupied in his thinking he didn't see the dodge ball coming flying at his face until it was too late. He was on the floor with a bloody nose he laid staring up at the ceiling. Just then the thrower came rushing over.

"Ah man you should rally work on your reflexes – wait Ping" as he regained focus Lee centered his attention on the boy staring down at him concretely, it was Cyrus.

"Oh dude I'm so sorry oh lord your noose is gushing right now" Cyrus said with concern.

The gym teacher told Cyrus to take him to the Nurse before he passed out from blood loss.

Nurse's office

The Nurse had told him to hold his nose with a wet rag until the bleeding stopped and if he felt light headed to rest on one of the beds there.

Lee was laying down now nurses orders while Cyrus just intently stared at him.

"Um Cyrus I'm fine I just need a little rest is all you can go now" He said and gave his realistic but forced smile.

The dude shook his head.

"Nah man it's not that, although I am relieved to hear you say that you're alright. Anyway I'm feeling guilty about letting that ball hit you." He stood up and got closer to lee until they were nose to nose and Lee was blushing faintly.

"I have to fess up to something, I've been watching you ever since that battle of the bands competition and I haven't ever seen anyone rock that hard and it was then that I realized that I really like you and I wanted to tell you that I'll be taking you to the Valentine's day dance." Lee blushed harder.

Before he could respond the other had already walked to the door.

"I'll wait for you in the foyer at eight my beautiful angel of the dark." And with that he left leaving a speechless emotionally and physically drained so he just decided to rest his head.

Now I have to deal with a secret admire and a lead singer both wanting to go to the dance with me.

Lee closed his eyes and fell asleep.

When Lee woke when it was time for lunch.

'Shit I slept through fourth and fifth period'

Lee just sighed and went out into the near empty halls as he just went to his next class but was stopped by the leader of the skater dudes, (a/n the blond one in the white shirt) as he swirled in front of him on his board.

"Yo man what happened where were you I was worried" he asked (a/n the one with swirly blond hair and white tank top) generally concerned.

"I dozed off in the nurse's office since a little mishap with a basketball left me a little tired so I took a little nap" Lee scratched the back of his head while saying this.

"I'm glad you're alright so I can ask you this" Lee gave Zed his full attention.

"Will you go with me to the Valentine's day dance?"

Lee blinked. There was no way that the mellow, prank-ing, wavy blond haired, leader of the Skaters was asking him out.

Then an idea formed in his head and he started laughing.

"Good one Zed you've got killer acting skills for a second there I almost thought that you wanted to ask me out" Lee laughed it off and started to walk past the skater dude who was confused at that response.

"Like you'd every even be interested in an unattractive guy like me."

It was then that Lee was pressed up against the lockers and was nose to nose with the skater leader who was looking very serious and looking Lee dead in the eyes.

His right arm was extended and resting on the lockers just above Lee's head.

The skater brought up Lee's chin with his hand and stared at him with intense eyes.

"Maybe this will convince you I'm serious"

Then he kissed Lee on the lips. It felt so passionate when they kissed.

Zed pulled away and smirked.

"Wow that was just…wow" Lee said dazed from the kiss.

"So I'll pick you up here at eight" He took Lee's face as a yes and then skated down the hall.

1:15 Pm, 6th period lunch

Lee was on his way to detention when he stopped to get a banana before Barrage threw him in the detention room.

He grabbed his banana and was leaving when he turned around to see Brandy storming over to him and she looked mad.

He was confused and was about to ask what was wrong but she cut him off.

"Leaping! What do think you're doing" she yelled with her arms crossed and tapping her foot giving him and expecting look.

"Going to detention?" he asked rather than told.

"You Freak! Today is Valentine's Day only the most romantic day of the year do you understand how much you have embarrassed me?" and again she looked at him excitingly like his mother, always expecting him to the go above beyond all standards that she sets which are really high to begin with.

He sighed.

"You are a fucking Bastard its Fucking Valentine's day the time when guys shower girls in gifts and complement them and give them heartfelt things. All this morning I've heard about how every other girl is given chocolates, roses, and even jewelry. And what have you gotten for me none nothing noda. I knew I should have never dated a fucking freak like you."

Okay now that hurt, even if he wasn't really friends with or really interacted with her at all unless it was on her terms, it still hurt that someone would go that far and be mean only for their own selfish desires.

"You're so selfish you prank the entire school in one day and you can't even get me a bouquet of roses. You're the most selfish, cheap, uncaring, un appreciative, stupid boyfriend ever."

Lee decided that he had had enough.

"God what is your problem I am not your boyfriend now, I never was, and I never will be get that threw your thick makeup induced skull. I don't find you attractive in the slightest and really if your terrible looks don't scare guys off the your selfish monstrous bitch attitude will"

(a/n warning this is going to get pretty nasty so just brace yourself)

He shouted at her and she just scowled.

"Owe I know why your acting like this it's because you're a fucking faggot that's the only explanation for this behavior. You're just a no good fucking cock loving faggot."

She then turned to everyone watching them.

"HEY EVERYONE LEE PING IS A FUCKING FAGGOT"

She turned back to him.

"I can't believe I actually dated a filthy aids infested faggot" she sneered at the tears threatening to fall

"What is the little faggot going to cry go ahead cry home to your mommy owe wait you can't because she hates you to maybe I should go tell her that you're a filthy fag so she'll down you for being a filthy faggoty Aids infested slut. Why don't you do us all a favor and Kill yourself like your other faggot friend Jamie did down south."

It was then that she was punched square in the face and went flying into the soda machine.

Lee turned to his savior.

He was shocked to see that it was Steve who was just glaring at the now unconscious girl.

Steve then took him outside of the cafeteria to the empty newsroom.

"Why did you do that?" Lee asked as he blinked back the tears while he was seated on the teacher's desk

Steve shrugged.

"Bitch was out of line and needed to be reminded of her place."

Steve then turned to him.

"Are you okay?" he wiped away tears that were building up with his single finger.

"Yeah thanks" he said with a nod.

"I think it's fine if you are gay I mean it really doesn't matter plus I knew Jaime he was a friend of my cousin who I'd go and visit in the states."

"Thanks" Lee muttered looking away bashfully.

"Well you know there is something that you could do to repay me" He leaned in closer to the red head so that their foreheads were now touching.

"Lee?"

"Yeah" he responded in a dazed like state.

"Go to the Valentine's Day dance with me" his breath was husky.

"B-But I thought you were straight?"

"I'm Bi bro so how about the dance you me slow dancing."

They're faces wear touching and had their eyes closed and had their lips only a few millimeters apart when the bell rang and Steve reluctantly backed of from the other while Lee was quick to do so

"How about this show up here and I'll meet you here at around eight I'll wait for you in the Foyer."

Steve said then left.

3:10 Pm, Detention

Lee walked from his class reluctantly to Detention dragging his feet all the way there. When he got there Biffy was already there playing with Mr. Rumple kitty-ton.

Lee just sat down at his desk and face planted with desk.

"Heh so what's with you today this morning you wear all ponies and pixies and now you're all gloom and doom." Biffy mocked to try and get a reaction but didn't hear so much as a single word.

Mr. Rumple kitty-ton jumped off of his shoulder and pawed at Lee's did he respond.

His phone then vibrated.

"If you know everything already then there's really no reason for me to answer" he read aloud then realized it was from Lee.

"Oh well I just like be sympathetic to ya since you obviously don't have anyone else to talk to but your right I already know what your brooding over the dance right" he said with a smirk.

'Yes' was his texted response.

"What you asked someone and they shot you down." He mocked and laughed.

'No'

Biff was confused at what else it could be.

"Someone ask you?"

'Warmer'

"Okay you don't like the asker?"

'Colder'

"Then you had a bad day and this made things worse"

'Kinda'

"Alright something bad happened today like mega bad cause I've never seen you this down not even on your first day of detention when you got framed."

"So the problem is the asker?"

'Warmer'

"Well who is the desperate girl?"

'Colder'

'A guy asked you"

'Warmer'

Biff snickered.

"Did he do it directly" he asked smirking knowingly.

'No Yes Yes Yes'

By this he was baffled.

"What?" he just asked simply confused.

It was then that Lee brought his head up and looked at Biff.

"I was not asked by one guy but three of them and they told me that I was going to the Valentine's Day dance with them"

"So they forced you" he asked angrily

"No I just could get an answer in"

"So who are they?"

"Promise not to tell anyone"

"Dude it's me"

Lee just nodded and told him.

"Cyrus, Zed, and Steve" he rushed out.

"But I really want to go for this forth guy who gave me a note on my locker it was really sweet so now I have to somehow sneak out of my house and into the school and getting past the three of them whilst also avoiding Barrage who and my mom who is chaperoning." Lee sighed depressed.

Biff was quite for a moment and then smirked.

"Sounds like you're going to need a disguise" Lee turned to him with genuine interest.

"And I know the perfect person to get it from" Lee said and then he ran out the door when Barrage dismissed them and left a very confused Biff by himself.

So do you guys like it? You get a cliffy for the moment tell me what you think

Please review and tell me what guy you want Lee to be with and suggestions are welcome.