Gamer4 in. Well, this is my second fanfic. I'm not really sure where this came from. This is just a bunch of random stuff. The father/half-brother thing actually comes from something someone told my friend at school. Please read and review.
Disclaimer: again, if I owned this, would I be writing fanfictions about it? Well, maybe, but unlikely.
Super Smash Bros. Randomness
One day, Mario was sitting in the Super Smash Bros. Mansion, not doing anything in particular, when Bowser walked up to him and started talking.
"Hey, Mario, I've got something to tell you."
"What, Bowser?" asked Mario.
"I'm your father, Mario."
"What are you talking about, you crazy turtle?" asked Mario, looking at Bowser like he was insane. "You're not my father."
"Yes I am," Bowser insisted, "and I'm your half-brother, too."
"You're insane, Bowser," said Mario, backing away slowly. "For one thing, how does that even happen? And for another, I'm older than you anyway. Next thing you'll be telling me is that a banana is a female aardvark."
"Well, this one is," said Bowser, holding up a banana, while Mario facepalmed.
Meanwhile, Link was talking to Pit. "I don't know, Link," Pit was saying. "I'm not sure you can beat Tabuu that way."
"Trust me, Pit," Link said. "It will work."
Link went out to fight Tabuu. At first, it seemed like Tabuu would destroy Link, but then Link put the plan he'd talked about with Pit into action. He used his grab attack to steal the thing in Tabuu's chest. "Oh, no!" Tabuu shouted out. "How did you find out my weakness?!"
"I just had a good feeling, Tabuu!" shouted Link, as Tabuu fell off the stage.
Later, Link and Pit were talking again. "Wow, Link," said Pit, "your plan actually worked."
"Yes, it did, didn't it," Link said, looking at Pit. "Didn't we have a bet on that?"
"Uuummm, no?" Pit said, looking away.
"Cough up, Pit," said Link, holding out his hand.
"Never!" Pit shouted, pulling a cracker launcher out of nowhere. The rest of the day was spent by everyone running from Pit, who had apparently found a way to never run out of ammo.
A/N: yeah. This is my second fanfic, so please read and review. If you like this, I'll try to write another one. This is just my attempt at humor. Review and let me know how I did. It will be appreciated. Gamer4 out.