Baby sitting at a whole new level

By Anime Lover of Fire

Copyrighted: August 5, 2006

Steal my fic idea and… I'll KILL YOU!

Ehem anyway….

I own nothing BUT Jess Dark Wing, Will is owned by Daria1718

If you want to see a disclaimer go to my profile otherwise read on and review plz.

Chapter 1:

When people can't be found in a 4 room apartment something's defiantly wrong.

"Hey guys, I'll be right back… Ryou, Yugi you guys are incharge until I get back…."

Jess pauses before walking/running out the door. "Don't let them break ANYTHING and Don't let them go into my lab... Or my room for that matter... I promise I'll be back soon; I just need to get some stuff from the store…. Have fun bye!" Jess ran out the doors of her apartment and down the stairs before either Ryou or Yugi could protest. (That's how badly she wanted to get away from them, she took the stairs!)

0000

"Hey, Marik. Look at this." Bakura said to Marik holding up a book that was once inside a glass cabinet in Jess' Lab which had a sign on it, which promptly read in plain English: "NEVER OPEN UNLESS WISHING TO CAUSE TOTAL OBLITERATION OF ALL THINGS IN EXISTANCE…. INCLUDING SUGAR!' The two idiots in question however, could not read plain English as they were both from Egypt and were too damn lazy to get off their asses and learn.

"Cool, Looks like one of those millennium spell books I've heard about… it says they're dangerous and can be used to cause total loss and devastation of peoples livelihoods…"

Marik stopped reciting what he had just read from an 'Egyptian Guide to All Things Magic and Potentially Dangerous and/or Disturbing' and the Sennen eye or preferably the light bulb as it were, began to glow above (yes above not on) his head.

"Marik, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Bakura (we all can imagine what his face looks like at the moment, but incase you're incapable of doing so he was smirking evilly, we all know the look of when 'I've gotten a really evil idea in my head and now I'm going to go destroy something that is very dear to you' e.g. Yugi's bunny toy from when he was a kid who had an accident one day when Bakura accidentally placed him to close to the sink and he was gobbled up by the garbage disposal….. anyway…)

"Pharaoh?" Asked Marik whilst giving his 'I'm a nice person, come closer. I promise there's nothing behind my back which could maim you horribly whilst I record it doing so' look.

0000

"Yugi? Have you seen Bakura?" asked Ryou sounding slightly concerned, maybe it was the fact that he didn't know whether his yami was maiming some poor defenseless little animal or if he had…. Gone into Jess' room…

Yugi calls all of the gang (yes they are all in Jess' 4 room apartment.) (Her lab is like Washu's as in it's where a closet used to be but Jess looped the dimensions of time and space so that her lab was there, in reality her lab is 5,000 ft below sea level somewhere in the Pacific Ocean.) Into the living room.

"Has anyone seen Bakura?" Yugi asks, no one has. Kaiba then notices something. "Where's Marik?" The two said missing crazy people then appeared out of nowhere scaring everyone.

"MWAHAHAHA! Today you die Pharaoh!" Yelled Bakura in his psycho mode. "Oh please tomb robber, what could you possibly do that could…" Yami was cut off as Marik appeared with a book in one hand and a flask of some unidentifiable liquid substance in the other. "What the hell?" Asked Yami. "Take this Pharaoh!" Yelled Marik as he hurled the flask at Yami. Yami dodged it and it hit the coffee table in the middle of the room and shattered. The entire apartment then became enveloped by a thick cloud of colourful smoke.

0000

Jess at this time had just gotten off the elevator and was walking towards her apartment when she spotted a thick cloud of colourful smoke emitting from her door.

Her first thought was 'OMFG! They're burning down my apartment!" followed shortly by 'I'm going to F'N kill them!"

Jess flung the door open and raced in yelling "WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE? RYOU! YUGI! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THEM!" 'Damn this smoke..' Jess opened the balcony doors and the smoke cleared out.

Turning around Jess got a very unexpected surprise….

Instead of the complete and total mass destruction she'd been expecting. Her apartment was perfect, just as she'd left it. Jess became disturbed by this 'ok then this is not normal. If everything in here is ok then where did the..' Jess noticed the broken flask on the coffee table. 'Oh great..' Jess thought putting two and two together.

"Hello? Is anyone here?" asked Jess sounding a little concerned. Jess walked into the kitchen, no one was there. She checked the bedrooms, no one was there. The lab, no one was there either but Jess did find the glass cabinet was open and the book was missing which didn't really help the situation any. Finally Jess checked her room and was about to leave when she saw something quite odd.

There was a lump in her bed. Jess moved closer. A lump with blonde hair sticking out from underneath the covers. Jess pulled the covers back in one swift movement and came face to face (sort of) with a 5 year old version of Joey Wheeler.

Jess' eyes went so big that Yugi would've been proud. "Owww no fair ya found me! Come on out guys, the games over." Little Joey said and suddenly out popped little five year old versions of: Yugi, Yami, Anzu, Mai, Mokuba, Kaiba, Ryou, Bakura, Marik and Yami Marik. Jess' eyes had by this point more than tripled in size from what they had just been. "This is not good, this is defiantly not good.." Jess mumbled as she continued to stare in shock at the child-like versions of the people who had invaded her apartment earlier when they had either been black mailed into going or were so bored that they black mailed people into going with them to harass Jess.