Mad Hatter #2 and the Gunslinger in Wonderland
Two friends named Shadow and Steve were walking through a big forest where the flower bloomed nearly all year. Shadow was a girl who had short boyish cut black hair and calm red eyes; she wore a gray T-shirt with a black star in the middle and black pants and converse shoes. Steve on the other hand was a boy who wore a black T-shirt and knee-ripped jeans; he had blond shoulder length hair and green eyes. As they were walking Steve looked at Shadow and suddenly poked her in the side. "Take that!" he said Shadow then began to fall to the ground but suddenly a big hole opened into the ground and down she fell into the huge rabbit hole. Steve began to think 'Alice in wonderland? Crap.'
Shadow kept falling until she reached the middle and began to float; she began to wake up "Nani? Where the hell am- IS THAT A FLOATING CLOCK?!?!?! What did I drink?" she asked herself watching as furniture was just floating around her. Steve on the other hand sat at the edge of the hole asking "Where did she go?" then thinking he asked himself 'To jump or not to jump'. Shadow had finally reached the bottom "Ouchies that hurt." She said to herself looking at her surroundings.
"Hey Shadow! You okay?" Steve yelled but there was no reply he then dropped a walkie talkie from his bag down into the hole hoping shadow would get it and still be alive. Meanwhile Shadow heard a far off yell "Huh what was that?" she then noticed something very strange "WHAT THE HELL!!!" she yelled noticing that her clothes had changed to what looked like a red version of the mad hatters outfit. While she started to wonder how her clothes had changed she is then hit on the head but the very walkie talkie that Steve had previously dropped down the hole "Ouchies!" she then turns it on while rubbing her head "Hello?"
Steve had gotten tired of waiting and decided what the heck and jumped into the hole while he was floating he heard his walkie talkie make a sound ~Hello?~ "Hey Shadow, How long is this fall?" ~dunno it took me three minutes.~ then Steve finally made it to the bottom but not without landing on top of Shadow first. "Hi shadow!" he said happily but then looked down at Shadow "Oooh Ouch." Then Shadow who was very dizzy started to say "But mommy I love vanilla bean cookies." Then Steve slapped her on the head yelling "Snap out of it!" holding her head with tears in her eyes "Ouchies! Why is everyone so mean!" Steve replied "Because you're nuts!" Shadow then looked down at Steve's outfit "At least I'm not the one in a purple kitty cat costume." Steve then looked down to see he was wearing purple pants with a purple fuzzy tail and a purple striped shirt with purple cat ears and said "FUCK!" he then ripped it off. Shadow ran into the other room not wanting to see her friend stark naked while screaming her head off.
"I rather be naked then in that damn outfit." He said to himself looking through the random trunks to find and old west outfit "Hmmm…not bad." He said as he put it on. Unknown to him Shadow had somehow turned small and ran through the tiny door while disappearing on the other side. Steve later than tried to find a way to get through the door thinking that his friend had somehow gotten to the other side.