Soul Eater Joke Compilation
I created this because I thought how funny would it be to add SE characters to already existing jokes.
WARNING!: Some jokes might be just plain wrong for the characters.
Joke 1:
One day, Soul proposed himself to Maka.
Before accepting, Maka wanted to confess something to him:
-Due to a small childhood problem, my chest is the size of a ten year old girl.
-Don't worry. What I feel for you is so big that it's not a problem.
Since they were in the confession topic, Soul wanted to confess another thing:
-Maka, I have a confession to make. My manhood is the same size as a newborn.
-That won't be a problem. I love you so much that I won't let that be a problem.
They got married.
When they were in their honeymoon, they started caressing each other.
When she slid her hand down his pants, she gave a deafening scream and ran out the door, almost dying of panic...
When Soul could catch up, he asked what scared her so much.
She answered:
-You lied to me! You said your penis was the size of a newborn!
-It's true! It weighs 3 kilos and it's 48 centimeters long...
ROFL
Maka wasn't expecting that!