I walked into my house after a disastrous date set up by my two best friends, Lilly and Oliver. They'd been going at it probably ever since they started going at it. I did not want to hear about how Lilly lost her virginity to Oliver. It kind of freaked me out hearing my two friends talking about having sex with each other. I only made it worse by letting it slip that I was a virgin. What's wrong with being a 17-year-old virgin? But no they want to help me get laid. If I wanted to get laid, I would get laid but I don't and I really wish that I could find a way to get it through their heads that I was perfectly happy with reminding that way until I found the right guy. Well I guess it could have been worse. If I was eighteen, they would so much more that they could try like clubs, hookers, and I better not mention any of this to them before they decide to get me a fake ID. I took out my phone and called Traci Van Horn. She was a socialite that was friends with Hannah and she was having a party. I hated that girl but I had to be friends with her or she would say bad things about me.
"Hey Traci. I'm all ready for the party." I said into the phone as readied myself to change into Hannah Montana. "What? You have swine flu? Well I hope that you feel better. I'll see when you're feeling better."
I breathed a sigh of relief and then put my Hannah stuff away and walked downstairs. Oliver and Lilly were both down there.
"You guys aren't going to try to set me up on any more blind dates in hopes that I find someone that I want to have sex with are you?" I asked.
"No we decided that it was wrong to do that." Lilly said.
"And you should be able to decide who your boyfriend is." Oliver added.
"Thank you." I replied before being cut off.
"So we brought pictures." Lilly said as she took out a stack of photos. They started describing each potential bachelor. Apparently all of them were good in bed. I was relieved when I heard the doorbell. I rushed over to get it hoping it was a guy that they had set me up with. When I opened it, I was completely and totally shocked. My mouth hung open.
"Mikayla?" I said in surprise as I looked at the girl who hated Hannah but was friends with me. (Technically our friendship was one-sided)
"Hey Miley." Mikayla replied as she embraced me. "I'm in town recording a new album and I was wondering if you wanted to go shopping."
I didn't really want to go with her.
"Who's at the door, Miley?" Lilly asked as she and Oliver came toward.
That was what helped me make my decision.
"As matter of fact, I would love to go shopping with you but let's go right now." I responded, desperate to get away from Lilly and Oliver.
"But you're not wearing shoes." Mikayla pointed out.
"Shoes are overrated." I replied as I pulled her outside.
"Okay…" Mikayla said as we got into her car.
"I am really glad to see you right now." I commented to the Latin girl.
"Miley, what's going on?" Mikayla questioned. "I can tell that something is wrong."
"Okay I'll talk to you when we get out of here." I conceded. "We can go to the boardwalk for some shopping. And I'll probably need some shoes."
"Are you grounded or something?" Mikayla asked.
"No I'm not grounded." I said as Mikayla began to drive.
"So now it's time to talk." Mikayla commenced.
"Okay so my two best friends have started having sex." I explained.
"And?" Mikayla questioned.
"They keep trying to set me up with different guys so I can lose my virginity." I finished.
"Wow I can't say that I've ever heard that before." Mikayla said as she continued to drive to the boardwalk. "So what are you going to do about it?"
"I don't know they really seem to be pressing the issue." I remarked as I looked at my bare feet. "The thing is there really aren't that many guys that I want to date right now."
"Have you tried telling them that?" The driver asked as she pulled up to the boardwalk and parked.
"Several times. They just don't seem to get it." I said in exasperation. "I just wish that there was some way that I could get them to lay off."
We stepped out of the car and I immediately stepped on a rock. It was then that an idea hit me. I turned my head up and prayed to thank the lord for giving the idea.
"Miley, are you okay?" Mikayla asked.
"I just got an idea." I said with a devious smile on my face.
"Does it involve getting you shoes?" Mikayla asked as they began to walk on the boardwalk.
"No but I think I found a way a get Lilly and Oliver off my back." I responded. "I need to find someone willing to pretend to date me."
"Do you know anyone who would do that?" Mikayla questioned.
"No…" I said as I realized the flaw inn my plan.
"Well how do you feel about pretending to be a lesbian?" Mikayla asked.
"Popstar making a comeback say what?" I replied.
"I was just thinking that I could pretend to be your girlfriend." Mikayla explained. "It would probably freak your friends out as well."
"You know that just might work." I said as I began to look for shoes. I was beginning to regret leaving them behind. I then realized that I had just agreed to be the fake girlfriend of someone that I wasn't really that fond of. But I didn't want to take it back because I already said yes. What did I just get myself into?
So I like this take to Once Twice Three Times Afraidy better. I think Mikayla would be a better girlfriend than Ralphie was a boyfriend. And because of that, that might make it easy for Miley to fall for Mikayla for real. I also hope that making the episode more adult worked. Please review a good things (mostly more chapters) will come.