It was a rainy day on the moon, which is totally a thing that can happen but nobody noticed because they were inside of Hogwarts which was now on the moon because Enoby saved the entire world by blowing it up so all the preps would die, and thus had to relocate all of the magnificent goffik prodigies to the surface of the nearest lunar entity.
Though a mistake was made as she attempted to save all of the awful emotional and underdeveloped men known for self mutilation and attention seeking that she so dearly and incorrectly referred to as bands. Instead of simply transporting those troubled men with no hope for a normal future who were sure to overdose on drugs and sadness, she used her amazing powers as the most important and sexy and attractive person in all of history and took along two hitchhikers, a hardcore gothic man named Bren-pai, and a prep named Markiplier.
Brenpai was wearing all black with black combat boots, piercings all over his white face, and fake fangs. His shirt said 'I luf Enoby' and he had '999' carved into his cheek because he is a fucking moron and carved it upside down because he is also a fake vampire and hangs upside down and shit. Brenpai is also bi and loves Wheatly, or rather Professor Wheatly who teaches How To Kill Prepz 101. But Marissa also loved Wheatly so Brenpai killed her because she's a fucking prep.
One day Brenpai was in Hot Topic picking out his new razor, he chose a black one with zebra stripes and pink lace, when Enoby came in.
She cried,
"Heeeey, Brenpai."
He o-mouthed at how sexy she was and how she wasn't a fucking prep.
They started to do a sex when a fucking prep came in and shouted "Abra Kadabra!" in a super sexy deep voice. Brenpai also had a very sexy voice and he said,
"Hey I'm brenpai. You're a fucking prep."
The prep stabbed Enoby with a steak, and said,
"Yah, IKR? But It's okay bcause I love you. Bi guyzz are hawt and my name is Markiplier"
Brenpai shouted sexily,
"Yeah okay I love you too."
The two started to do a many kawaii buttsecks like a hot dog windshield wiper.
Brenpai whispered in a deep voice,
"No Homo, desu"
and Markiplier stabbed him in the anus with a loaf of french bread, making him now pregnant.
They had many loafy and delicious babies together and all of their babies had deep voices, but some of them didnt and they became the Game Grumps and the Sonic, and one of them even became Enoby.