Take Your Pill
First Dose:Genes
So one pleasant afternoon, Kaname and Yuuki Kuran sat on their porch while admiring their flower garden, delicately sipping at some expensive rose tea, and generally being a couple of posh mother fuckers. Setting down his elegant little teacup onto its plate, the elder Kuran asked his sister, who was also his lover, "If we were to have a child, what do you suppose he or she will look like?"
"That is hardly a question at all, onee-sama." Yuuki responded, with a small, graceful smile fit for a pureblood of her status. "Our physical appearances are almost the same. We practically have the same set of genes. There is no doubt that this child would have the same hair and eyes that we do, like a true Kuran."
"Ah, it seems you are right." Kaname agreed, nodding and picking his teacup back up to drink from it now that the question he posed previously was no longer burning at the back of his mind. "For the last ten thousand years, anyway, my ancestral genes haven't exactly gone anywhere."
Suddenly, a familiar shock of silver hair, known to some as a certain Zero Kiryuu, appeared before the loving couple and said, "Except for on my bedroom floor."
Aw, yeah. Nailed the delivery.
AN: So am I kicked out of the fandom yet?