CHAPTER 1.
A year later, Tifa walks to Cloud's door.
TIFA: He will be over Aeris's death by now.
She knocks on the door. Cloud answers it. He's wearing nothing but his boxers.
TIFA: Well Cloud...........Cloud! You could of got dressed first!
CLOUD: Just got up. Brain no workings.
TIFA: But its 4 o'clock in the afternoon!
CLOUD: I've misplaced my clothing.
TIFA: Whatever... Can we talk?
CLOUD: Come in.
They go in and sit in Cloud's living room.
TIFA: So Cloud, any plans tonight.
CLOUD: Go to bed?
TIFA: Before that.
CLOUD: Get pissed at the pub?
TIFA: Oh don't do that!
CLOUD: Why not?
TIFA: Because, would you like to....
Aeris walks in, Cloud stares but Tifa hasn't noticed.
TIFA: ....go out with me?
Cloud isn't listening.
TIFA: Cloud, what are you looking...
She turns and sees Aeris.
TIFA: AAAAAAAAGGGHH!
AERIS: Yes Tifa, and a good evening to you to.
CLOUD: Hello Aeris.
AERIS: Hello.
CLOUD: I thought you were dead!
AERIS: No, that's just the smell I give off.
CLOUD: But Sephiroth....
AERIS: I came back to warn you.
TIFF: Off what?
Aeris drags them both outside and points up wards, meteor is in the sky again.
AERIS: You know what this means?
CLOUD: Yeah! Who ever wrote this story is lacking originality.
AERIS: NO! We are off to save the world again!
TIFA: Not till Cloud re-locates his clothing.
AERIS: NO TIME! Look, just wear this!
She gives Cloud a dress.
TIFA: A dress?
CLOUD: Cool. Thanks.
TIFA: Huh?
CLOUD: And I got to do my hair!
AERIS: By the time you've done that were be dead!
TIFA: Just put the dress on and let's go!
AERIS: Lets see if Vince wants to come?
CLOUD: What? That freak? NO WAY!
AERIS: We will need all the help we can get.
They ran into the shrina mansion and went into the secret tunnel. Cloud walked right into the door of Vincent's room.
CLOUD: Hey, it's locked.
Cloud knocks on the door.
CLOUD: Hey Vince, we are going to save the world again, wanna come.
No answer
TIFA: Maybe we have to get the key from that safe again.
AERIS: No way! Last time we did that a monster came out!
TIFA: Cloud can do it!
CLOUD: No he wont.
AERIS: Oh come on! For me? Pretty pretty please?
CLOUD: Fine.
Cloud goes to open the safe. Tifa and Aeris take cover.
CLOUD: What the? The code is different! SHIT! Okay, errrrrrrrm... I can't get it!
He bangs his fist on the safe, it opens.
CLOUD: Oh, it was already open.
He peeks in side and this impossibly huge monster comes out!
CLOUD: How did you get in there?
It roars, Cloud Gives a girly scream. Its whacks him, sending him two foot deep into a wall! He climbs out.
CLOUD: Okay! Die!!!
He gets out the ultimate weapon and pathetically starts hacking the monsters toe nail! The monster yawns and flicks Cloud using his finger. Cloud flies into another wall.
CLOUD: Okay you asked for it!
He creates a comet using magic and sends it flying at the monster. It hits it between the legs.
MONSTER: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
It collapses! Cloud takes the key. As he leaves the room Tifa and Aeris appear.
TIFA: You Okay?
CLOUD: Next time we have to do that your doing it!
They go down the tunnel and into Vincent's room.
VINCENT: Who dears awaken me from my slumber. Who is it?
TIFA: Hi Vince. It's us again.
VINCENT: Can't I ever get a good, decent nap?
TIFA: What are you on about? You've slept in the coffin for years!
CLOUD: Yeah! Get a life man.
TIFA: Come on Vince! Were off to save the world again!
VINCENT: You and your hobbies...
CLOUD: Wanna come?
VINCENT: Will I meet Hojo?
TIFA: I don't think so... we did kill him remember?
VINCENT: Oh yeah! Well leave me to my sleep!
CLOUD: Be like that pasty face! Lets go girls.
The three drive in the red buggy for Cosmo canyon. Cloud still in a dress.
AERIS: We gotta see if red wants to come.
TIFA: Who else should we see?
CLOUD: Not yuffie!
AERIS: Don't worry, she's now part of Seed!
CLOUD: Really?
At balanb garden Squall, zell and yuffie are playing cards with a group of people.
SQUALL: Damn you beaten me, how?
ZELL: With this ace in the hole card!
YUFFIE: Hey! It's got your face on it!
ZELL: So it has! How did that get on it?
SQUALL: Look at you on it. Sure is ugly, smells, wet and got moss where the nose is.
YUFFIE: And the card isn't so good either!
ZELL: Was that a joke?
YUFFIE: Wish it were!
ZELL: Grrrrrrrr.....
SQUALL: Ha! Didn't see that coming did ya! You lose Hat Boy!
Vivi: NOOOOOOOOO!
Deep piano noise.
The buggy reached Cosmo Canyon. The guy at the entrance greeted cloud and the girls.
GUY: Why hello there, here to discover the planets deep mysteries?
CLOUD: No, we just want to see RED XIII.
GUY: Oh well.
Red XIII comes to greet them.
RED XIII: Hi guys, what you doing here?
TIFA: How come no one has noticed there's a meteor coming this way?
RED XIII: Again? Well obvelessy this must be the doing of our recent nemesis and I segest we head for our main transportation owned by our ally pilot and go to the most likely place where this villain is stationary.
CLOUD: What did he say?
TIFA: He said its Sephiroth doing it and we should get the Highwind and fly to the crater.
CLOUD: Oh.
AERIS: To rocket town!
The buggy heads for Rocket town.
AERIS: Tifa, got any contact with Barret yet?
Tifa is talking on the PHS phone.
TIFA: ...and I was like, whatever.. So who are you going out with? What? He didn't! Really? WOW!
CLOUD: TIFA!
TIFA: Sorry, got to go, c ya.
CLOUD: Tifa! Did you contact Barrett yet?
TIFA: Yeah, he can't come. Hes busy protesting against the new super market plan for Coral.
CLOUD: I fill sorry for the developer management.
A year later, Tifa walks to Cloud's door.
TIFA: He will be over Aeris's death by now.
She knocks on the door. Cloud answers it. He's wearing nothing but his boxers.
TIFA: Well Cloud...........Cloud! You could of got dressed first!
CLOUD: Just got up. Brain no workings.
TIFA: But its 4 o'clock in the afternoon!
CLOUD: I've misplaced my clothing.
TIFA: Whatever... Can we talk?
CLOUD: Come in.
They go in and sit in Cloud's living room.
TIFA: So Cloud, any plans tonight.
CLOUD: Go to bed?
TIFA: Before that.
CLOUD: Get pissed at the pub?
TIFA: Oh don't do that!
CLOUD: Why not?
TIFA: Because, would you like to....
Aeris walks in, Cloud stares but Tifa hasn't noticed.
TIFA: ....go out with me?
Cloud isn't listening.
TIFA: Cloud, what are you looking...
She turns and sees Aeris.
TIFA: AAAAAAAAGGGHH!
AERIS: Yes Tifa, and a good evening to you to.
CLOUD: Hello Aeris.
AERIS: Hello.
CLOUD: I thought you were dead!
AERIS: No, that's just the smell I give off.
CLOUD: But Sephiroth....
AERIS: I came back to warn you.
TIFF: Off what?
Aeris drags them both outside and points up wards, meteor is in the sky again.
AERIS: You know what this means?
CLOUD: Yeah! Who ever wrote this story is lacking originality.
AERIS: NO! We are off to save the world again!
TIFA: Not till Cloud re-locates his clothing.
AERIS: NO TIME! Look, just wear this!
She gives Cloud a dress.
TIFA: A dress?
CLOUD: Cool. Thanks.
TIFA: Huh?
CLOUD: And I got to do my hair!
AERIS: By the time you've done that were be dead!
TIFA: Just put the dress on and let's go!
AERIS: Lets see if Vince wants to come?
CLOUD: What? That freak? NO WAY!
AERIS: We will need all the help we can get.
They ran into the shrina mansion and went into the secret tunnel. Cloud walked right into the door of Vincent's room.
CLOUD: Hey, it's locked.
Cloud knocks on the door.
CLOUD: Hey Vince, we are going to save the world again, wanna come.
No answer
TIFA: Maybe we have to get the key from that safe again.
AERIS: No way! Last time we did that a monster came out!
TIFA: Cloud can do it!
CLOUD: No he wont.
AERIS: Oh come on! For me? Pretty pretty please?
CLOUD: Fine.
Cloud goes to open the safe. Tifa and Aeris take cover.
CLOUD: What the? The code is different! SHIT! Okay, errrrrrrrm... I can't get it!
He bangs his fist on the safe, it opens.
CLOUD: Oh, it was already open.
He peeks in side and this impossibly huge monster comes out!
CLOUD: How did you get in there?
It roars, Cloud Gives a girly scream. Its whacks him, sending him two foot deep into a wall! He climbs out.
CLOUD: Okay! Die!!!
He gets out the ultimate weapon and pathetically starts hacking the monsters toe nail! The monster yawns and flicks Cloud using his finger. Cloud flies into another wall.
CLOUD: Okay you asked for it!
He creates a comet using magic and sends it flying at the monster. It hits it between the legs.
MONSTER: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
It collapses! Cloud takes the key. As he leaves the room Tifa and Aeris appear.
TIFA: You Okay?
CLOUD: Next time we have to do that your doing it!
They go down the tunnel and into Vincent's room.
VINCENT: Who dears awaken me from my slumber. Who is it?
TIFA: Hi Vince. It's us again.
VINCENT: Can't I ever get a good, decent nap?
TIFA: What are you on about? You've slept in the coffin for years!
CLOUD: Yeah! Get a life man.
TIFA: Come on Vince! Were off to save the world again!
VINCENT: You and your hobbies...
CLOUD: Wanna come?
VINCENT: Will I meet Hojo?
TIFA: I don't think so... we did kill him remember?
VINCENT: Oh yeah! Well leave me to my sleep!
CLOUD: Be like that pasty face! Lets go girls.
The three drive in the red buggy for Cosmo canyon. Cloud still in a dress.
AERIS: We gotta see if red wants to come.
TIFA: Who else should we see?
CLOUD: Not yuffie!
AERIS: Don't worry, she's now part of Seed!
CLOUD: Really?
At balanb garden Squall, zell and yuffie are playing cards with a group of people.
SQUALL: Damn you beaten me, how?
ZELL: With this ace in the hole card!
YUFFIE: Hey! It's got your face on it!
ZELL: So it has! How did that get on it?
SQUALL: Look at you on it. Sure is ugly, smells, wet and got moss where the nose is.
YUFFIE: And the card isn't so good either!
ZELL: Was that a joke?
YUFFIE: Wish it were!
ZELL: Grrrrrrrr.....
SQUALL: Ha! Didn't see that coming did ya! You lose Hat Boy!
Vivi: NOOOOOOOOO!
Deep piano noise.
The buggy reached Cosmo Canyon. The guy at the entrance greeted cloud and the girls.
GUY: Why hello there, here to discover the planets deep mysteries?
CLOUD: No, we just want to see RED XIII.
GUY: Oh well.
Red XIII comes to greet them.
RED XIII: Hi guys, what you doing here?
TIFA: How come no one has noticed there's a meteor coming this way?
RED XIII: Again? Well obvelessy this must be the doing of our recent nemesis and I segest we head for our main transportation owned by our ally pilot and go to the most likely place where this villain is stationary.
CLOUD: What did he say?
TIFA: He said its Sephiroth doing it and we should get the Highwind and fly to the crater.
CLOUD: Oh.
AERIS: To rocket town!
The buggy heads for Rocket town.
AERIS: Tifa, got any contact with Barret yet?
Tifa is talking on the PHS phone.
TIFA: ...and I was like, whatever.. So who are you going out with? What? He didn't! Really? WOW!
CLOUD: TIFA!
TIFA: Sorry, got to go, c ya.
CLOUD: Tifa! Did you contact Barrett yet?
TIFA: Yeah, he can't come. Hes busy protesting against the new super market plan for Coral.
CLOUD: I fill sorry for the developer management.