Alice: First I Want to Say, Hi? Second I'm sorry for not being her for a long time, also I'M ALIVE!...yeah...That's all To say...Hehehe...

Shinichi: As you can see, Alice-san is back and this time also finally decided to stay with the Name Alice. Other than that, I'm only here cause our oh so wonderful Authoress has finally give in her guilty pleasure and has decided to finally write a Shounen-Ai fanfic. With the main parring bei-

Kaito: Kaishin!~

Shinichi*glares at Kaito*: That was my line, Aho!

Kaito: Aww, Don't be so mean Shin-chan~

Shinichi: Don't call me that!

Kaito: Bu-

Alice*sighs*: and we are going to start this chapter now, Before Shinichi and Kaito start to have they lovers quarrel.

Shinichi and Kaito*blush*: O-OI!

Warning: BL, grammar errors, a failed attempt to make a comedy and love Story,a bit of AU, and lots of OOC-ness.

Disclaimer: I think it's cleary obvious, that this failure of a Authoress doesn't own Detective Conan or Magic Kaitou. All Rights go one Goshyou Ayoma-Sensei!

Alice: I hate you Disclaimer!

" Ohayou " Speaking

' Konnichiwa!' Thinking

It was a normal and peaceful day in Tokyo/Beika; the bird's chirped happly while the sun shined down at the People who were enjoying the weather outside. Kids played in the park, elders were enjoying a quit nice walk and maybe talking to old friends, and others had a Family picnic on this nice Sunday...Okay, that is all nice and all but our Story takes place on a different part in Beika. Namely at the Kudo household, where our current Protagonist of the Story lives. Kudo Shinchi, a Eight-teen year old High school Detective, who only got back his originally Body back a year ago, shortly after taking down the Black organization. Was sitting in his father's library while reading one of the books from the Sherlock Holmes Series, he was so deep into the reading that he hadn't noticed or heard the door to the library being opened. The Young teenage Girl who opened the door, only sighed as she saw her childhood friend in the library reading...again...for the tenth time this week. The Girl or more likely know as Ran Mouri and Shinichi's childhood friend, quietly walked [Keyword: sneaked] behind Shinichi while leaning down to his ear slowly and took a deep breath before opening her mouth.

"Shinichi!" she shouted right in his right ear, then stepped back and enjoyed the way Shinichi flinched. Shinichi rubbed his right ear an slowly turned behind him to see a smirking Ran, who was certainly enjoying seeing him in pain. He sighed quietly before going back to read his book, "What is it, Ran?" asked Shinichi while still not looking up from his book. Ran, who was a bit annoyed by the fact that Shinichi didn't look at her while talking to her. Walked in front of him and took away his book, She put both Hands on her hip and looked at Shinichi -after she put the book away- like a mother who would scold they child who was caught red handed on doing something bad. Shinichi blinked at Ran and looked at her a bit confused, "Pray, Tell me. Why did you take away my book, Ran?" asked Shinichi, not really understanding why she did that.

"Shinichi, you are always in this library. Why don't you go out a bit and enjoy the day?" Asked Ran, not really answering his question. Not that she cared about that right now; Shinichi leaned back in his armchair while leaning his head on his left Palm. "Why should I? Beside there is enough time to do that an other time" said Shinichi while looking at Ran. "Then why don't you go out with Kuroba-kun on a date? I'm sure you both haven't been on since a while, Right?" said Ran, Shinichi the started to look on Ran as if she had grew three-heads. "What?" was all he could say while still trying to understand what Ran said right now, "Go one a Date with Kuroba-kun~ I'm pretty sure it would make him happy too, if his boyfriend brought him on a date~" said Ran happly. Okay, he was right. Cause he was now pretty sure that Ran had to lose her sanity, if she though he and Kaito we're going out.

"Ran, I, and Kaito are not going out. We are just friends," said Shinichi while Ran looked at him with a look. That obviously told him, that she did not believe him. Ran continued to stare at him unbelievingly, '...How freaking dense can this Idiot get? Either he is actually too naive or he really is a complete idiot when it comes to this things. I mean how he cannot see that each time he gets close to a girl or a boy, Kuroba would glare at them. Alternatively, that he would take any chance he has to spend more time with shinichi? Or that on time where he tried to kiss Shinichi? Through that was still in Middle School...Still how he can not see th-' "an...Ran!" shouted Shinichi while waving a hand in front of Ran's face, said girl blinked confused.

"Yes?" she said while Shinichi only sighed, „You we're spacing out and I was trying to bring you back to the so called thing, named Earth." said Shinichi. Trough mentally he was already face palming, "oh...Anyway, are you sure you two aren't going out?" asked Ran. Even if they were not going out...yet. She was sure as hell that the two of them were crushing on each other, trough Shinichi didn't seem to have realized it yet. Moreover, ran swears to the moon that she will get this two idiots together, even if her sanity is going to snap because of it.

"Yes, I'm very sure that we are not going out." said Shinichi while standing up, to get his book again. "How about a crush? Don't you feel weird when you are around him? Like feeling, your heart beat faster? or feel a sudden heat when he stands to close to you." asked Ran while taking the book again and walking around, "Yeah, all the time cause kaito either makes me mad or annoyed with his pranks." said Shinichi and walked towards Ran, who in counter walked away.

"Then you don't feel anything for him, not even jealousy when he is around other girls or boys?" that did the trick, as Shinichi suddenly stopped to walk. Looking at her a bit confused, "Isn't that normal for friends?" asked Shinichi. Ran blinked once then twice, before a little (evil) smile started to form on her lips. "Oh, how come?" she asked Shinichi, he in return only blinked. "Well...I don't really know but I don't really like it, when he is around other girls and even boys. It makes me feel angry and sad, which I don't know why cause we are friends. So I though it is normal, for friends being jealous. I mean Kaito seems to be jealous too, if I'm around other girls or boys." said Shinichi.

' Oh~ So he is not complete dense, if he can notice kaito's jealousy.' Though Ran to herself, "Well~ in a way it is normal. However, to me it sounds more like a jealousy girlfriend. Trough that can't be since you and Kaito are only friends, right?" said Ran as she sat down, were Shinichi was sitting before. "R-right..." said Shinichi a bit unsure, which Ran noticed and caused her to chuckle mentally. Oh, she knew fully well, that she just made Shinichi unsure of the *only friends* thing and even enjoyed it. She continued to watch Shinichi amused, as he seemed to be in deep thoughts, subconsciously he had already started to space from right to left and vice versa.

' Okay, to set things straight. I get jealous when I see Kaito with other girls and boys, but that is normal. Trough Ran said I sound more like a jealous girlfriend, god knows how. Since I am male, anyway there is no way I am in love with him. Right? Sure, we are close and my heart does beat faster when he suddenly gets too close to my face, or when he suddenly hugs me from behind to surprise me. Or the time I could swear I could have died out of embrasemment, cause he almost kissed me during a school play in middle school even though I was bit happy about that... . . .That...Me being happy that Kaito almost kissed me? no no no no no no no no and no way in hell, I'm happy about that...God damn what's wrong with me?' Though Shinichi to himself.

Ran on the other hand, has already her phone in her hand, and was calling her friends Sonoko, Kazuha, and Aoko. She will surely need help with the match making of these boys. Ran patiently waited for Sonoko to pick up her phone while watching Shinichi amused, "Yes?" came the voice of Sonoko from the other end.

"Sonoko, I want to match make two Idiot. Want to help?" asked Ran while going straight to the point.

"These two Idiots would be Kudou and Kuruba. Right?" said Sonoko trough it sounded more like a statement, as she smirked slightly. Knowing very well, that it was about them.

"Yep~ meet me and the other at the Beika Park in 2 hours." Said Ran while Sonoko said a quick *thank you* before hanging up. Ran then repeated this procedure two more times; Shinichi meanwhile slowly came to stop and seemed to have at least calmed down a bit. "Since you calmed down a bit, I'm going to leave now and let you sort out your feelings more~" said Ran and got up, she waved quickly to him and left the mansion. Leaving a dumbfound Shinichi behind, who was somewhat confused. Then started to feel heat rise in his face, as it finally sinked in what Ran said.

~Two Hours later at the beika park~

"So...how should we set them up, so that they will finally confess to each other?" asked Kazuha while thinking of a plan, Sonoko as Kazuha was trying to think of a plan. „I got it!" shouted Sonoko suddenly; causing Ran and Aoko to jump back from the sudden out bust of her. "And that would be what...?" asked Aoko, "The School festival~" said Sonoko happly. "Why the school Festival?" asked Kazuha, trough Ran seemed to already get it. "Our class will do a play this year again." said Ran as she slowly smirked.

"Yeah but what if that doesn't work?" asked Kazuha curiously, "The we still have the school field trip in the mountains and to the hot springs" said Aoko. "And if that doesn't work?" asked Sonoko. "Then we just have to try everything we can." said Kazuha while Ran nodded in agreement. The other two though about it for a bit then agreed, "Then let's try our best next week to get them together." said Ran expediently, the others smiled and nodded while giving they own comment to it too.

Therefore, they spent the rest of the time making plans and going a bit to shop, and then eat something before finally going separate ways back home. 'Just wait Kudou Shinichi and Kuroba Kaito, we make sure that the both of you finally get together.' tough Ran to herself, as she smirked.

Somewhere at the same time, a certain Detective and Phantom thieve sneezed. '...Is somebody talking behind my back?" they though to themselves quietly, trough shrugged it quickly of and continued to do whatever they ever doing.

Alice*backs away from the glaring Kaito while Laughing nervously*: Uhm...I know it was short, but do you have to glare at me?

Kaito*continues to glare then smiles a bit to sweetly*: I wasn't in the chapter~

Alice*glups*: Yes, you were...trough it was mostly on the end. But hey, you got mentioned a plenty of times.

Shinichi: She is right~

Kaito: But I couldn't be with my Shin-chan~*whines*

Alice: Ugh...The next chapter is going to be more about you anyway, so stop whining

Kaito:...Okay~

Ran: Anway~ Please Review and don't flame.*smiles evily*

Alice: I would do what she says, she can be scary as hell when she is mad. Also I need at least Three rewievs, so that i continue. That's all and thank you for reading~

Evrybody*waves*: bye-bye~