Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon.
A Sandwich Problem
Narrator: Oh look! Our friends are once again walking on the road to Golden Golden Goldfish City!
BONK!
*Little birds fly all around the narrators head*
Little Espeon: What kind of city is Golden Golden Goldfish City? And THEY are NOT my friends!
Ash: I'm hungry.
Misty: You're always hungry! Here, I fixed up a little lunch for you. *Takes out a sandwich*
Ash: Oh boy! A sandwich!
*Just then, an Umbreon (or however you spell it) comes trotting along and grabs the sandwich running away*
Misty: Hey! You ... Pokemon thing! Gimme back that sandwich!
Ash: Awww...Misty, you got another sandwich?
Misty: Yeah. I still have one more left. *Takes out sandwich*
*Just then an Espeon comes trotting along and grabs the sandwich running away*
Misty: Hey!!! Not again!!!
Ash: Gimme back MY sandwich!
Misty, do you have another sandwich I could eat?
Misty: Uh well. Hold on. Oh! I think I do! *Takes out sandwich and looks around*
Ash: Why are you looking around Misty?
Misty: Incase some other Pokemon trys to steal THIS sandwich.
Little Espeon: (Well DUH)
Misty: It looks like the coast is clear. Here. *Gives Ash the sandwich*
*Just then, a Jigglypuff comes trotting along and takes the sandwich running away*
Ash: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! MY SANDWICH!!!!!
Oh wait! What's that Pokemon?
Jigglypuff: Jiggly PUFF! PUFF PUFF PUFFY JIG JIGGLY!! (I'm a Jigglypuff you big moron!)
Ash: *Takes out Pokedex*
Dexter: Jigglypuff. The fat pink Pokemon.
Jigglypuff: JIGGLY!? Puff!!? (Hey! Who you callin fat!?)
Ash: Wow. It sure is fat.
Misty: I know what you mean.
*Jigglypuff does a magic spell and she sprinkles some dust on the sandwich and runs away laughing evily*
Ash: *Yawns and stomach stupidly growls like a grizzly bear* I'm going to eat now. *Before he takes a big bite out of his sandwich a monster appears out of the sandwich*
Ash: AAH!! A MONSTER!! *Hides behind Misty*
Misty: AAH! A MONSTER!!
~COMERICAL BREAK~
Do you go nuts when you see Ash? Do you feel like ripping up your T.V when you see him? Well, then just call
1-800-ASH-SUCKS and receive your medicine that you must take before seeing the ugly face of Ash Ketchup... oh I'm sorry I mean Ash Ketchum.
~COMERCIAL BREAK OVER~
Monster: I'm gonna eat you all! Mwhahaha!!!! *Grabs Ash and Misty and puts them inside his mouth*
Yummy!! Burp!
*Pikachu comes trotting along*
Pikachu: PPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (AAAAHH!! A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Monster: Ohhhh... a tasty yellow rodent. *Grabs Pikachu and eats him* MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm......tasty!!! Yummy!!! *hugs tummy* JUST WHAT MY TUMMY NEEDS!!!!!!!!! YYYUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMY!!!
*Gary comes along*
Gary: Woa! Umbreon! If we don't stop that monster, it's gonna eat us!
Umbreon: Umbreon!!
Gary: Go Umbreon! Use your Faint attack!
Umbreon: *Uses Faint attack* Umbreon!!
Monster: AAAhhh!! Oh no! I'm dissapearing! And I wanted to eat you 2! I have failed! AAh!
*Monster dissapears*
Gary: Good work.
Little Espeon: And so our friends, go on with their journey.
Narrator: What! But he's not my friend! Ash, Misty, Brock, and Pikachu are my friends!
Little Espeon: Well, they USED to be. But now that they are gone, we have a new hero! :)
END
A Sandwich Problem
Narrator: Oh look! Our friends are once again walking on the road to Golden Golden Goldfish City!
BONK!
*Little birds fly all around the narrators head*
Little Espeon: What kind of city is Golden Golden Goldfish City? And THEY are NOT my friends!
Ash: I'm hungry.
Misty: You're always hungry! Here, I fixed up a little lunch for you. *Takes out a sandwich*
Ash: Oh boy! A sandwich!
*Just then, an Umbreon (or however you spell it) comes trotting along and grabs the sandwich running away*
Misty: Hey! You ... Pokemon thing! Gimme back that sandwich!
Ash: Awww...Misty, you got another sandwich?
Misty: Yeah. I still have one more left. *Takes out sandwich*
*Just then an Espeon comes trotting along and grabs the sandwich running away*
Misty: Hey!!! Not again!!!
Ash: Gimme back MY sandwich!
Misty, do you have another sandwich I could eat?
Misty: Uh well. Hold on. Oh! I think I do! *Takes out sandwich and looks around*
Ash: Why are you looking around Misty?
Misty: Incase some other Pokemon trys to steal THIS sandwich.
Little Espeon: (Well DUH)
Misty: It looks like the coast is clear. Here. *Gives Ash the sandwich*
*Just then, a Jigglypuff comes trotting along and takes the sandwich running away*
Ash: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! MY SANDWICH!!!!!
Oh wait! What's that Pokemon?
Jigglypuff: Jiggly PUFF! PUFF PUFF PUFFY JIG JIGGLY!! (I'm a Jigglypuff you big moron!)
Ash: *Takes out Pokedex*
Dexter: Jigglypuff. The fat pink Pokemon.
Jigglypuff: JIGGLY!? Puff!!? (Hey! Who you callin fat!?)
Ash: Wow. It sure is fat.
Misty: I know what you mean.
*Jigglypuff does a magic spell and she sprinkles some dust on the sandwich and runs away laughing evily*
Ash: *Yawns and stomach stupidly growls like a grizzly bear* I'm going to eat now. *Before he takes a big bite out of his sandwich a monster appears out of the sandwich*
Ash: AAH!! A MONSTER!! *Hides behind Misty*
Misty: AAH! A MONSTER!!
~COMERICAL BREAK~
Do you go nuts when you see Ash? Do you feel like ripping up your T.V when you see him? Well, then just call
1-800-ASH-SUCKS and receive your medicine that you must take before seeing the ugly face of Ash Ketchup... oh I'm sorry I mean Ash Ketchum.
~COMERCIAL BREAK OVER~
Monster: I'm gonna eat you all! Mwhahaha!!!! *Grabs Ash and Misty and puts them inside his mouth*
Yummy!! Burp!
*Pikachu comes trotting along*
Pikachu: PPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (AAAAHH!! A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Monster: Ohhhh... a tasty yellow rodent. *Grabs Pikachu and eats him* MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm......tasty!!! Yummy!!! *hugs tummy* JUST WHAT MY TUMMY NEEDS!!!!!!!!! YYYUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMY!!!
*Gary comes along*
Gary: Woa! Umbreon! If we don't stop that monster, it's gonna eat us!
Umbreon: Umbreon!!
Gary: Go Umbreon! Use your Faint attack!
Umbreon: *Uses Faint attack* Umbreon!!
Monster: AAAhhh!! Oh no! I'm dissapearing! And I wanted to eat you 2! I have failed! AAh!
*Monster dissapears*
Gary: Good work.
Little Espeon: And so our friends, go on with their journey.
Narrator: What! But he's not my friend! Ash, Misty, Brock, and Pikachu are my friends!
Little Espeon: Well, they USED to be. But now that they are gone, we have a new hero! :)
END