Hiya, sorry about my last fanfic, but I couldn't think of any adventures! So anyway, this is a poem I wrote that describes how I think Skulduggery thinks of China. R and r please! : ) sorry if u don't like it but I really like the idea of Skulduggery and China! : )

Disclaimer: I do not own Skulduggery pleasant or any of the characters therein, otherwise I would be very rich.

Narcissus.

I don't know why I even bother.

She never looks at me anyway.

Not even a glance in my direction,

Far too focused on her own reflection

Fills my heart with dejection

Caused by her cold, cruel rejection. You

Don't care about anyone but yourself,

Everyone else gets put on the shelf,

Just like your mirror.

You're an Olympic-size sinner.

Yet

I can't help but wish you could

See me,

Hear me,

Fall for me so completely

As I fell for you

My beloved

Narcissus.